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32 and never been kissed

Sunday 25 May 2008, 12:01 am

The Editor

Categories: GrodsNews

Tags: AntRogenous, birthday

On behalf of the GrodsTeam and the GrodsCommunity I’d like to wish Ant Rogenous a big ol’ happy 32nd birthday. It must be tough to feel one’s years flying by and know that one’s life is rapidly nearing its conclusion, but I’m sure that Our Ant will cope with the feeling of dread brought on by a whole day of reminders about his old age like the big girl’s blouse that he is.

Congratulations, Mr Rogenous!

Ant Rogenous opening the GrodsTeam’s birthday present (Original photo credit: E Rogenous)

17 Comments

Bron (Sunday 25 May 2008, 12:11 am) #

Happy birfday, Ant! Enjoy the present!
Bruce (Sunday 25 May 2008, 12:29 am) #

32 isn’t old, goddamit!

* Beats the Ed over the head with his walking stick *
Jeremy (Sunday 25 May 2008, 12:58 am) #

Knew you were a young whippersnapper. Eight days extra on this Earth, young laddy, and don’t you forget it.
Jack Dorf (Sunday 25 May 2008, 7:24 am) #

As the say in my father’s homeland

Urime ditelindjen!

I see they got you the deluxe king size.
magic bellybutton (Sunday 25 May 2008, 8:01 am) #

Happy Birthday Ant!
Ant Rogenous (Sunday 25 May 2008, 8:36 am) #

Ha! Nice one, and thanks everyone!

Now, I’m off to kill E.
John Surname (Sunday 25 May 2008, 9:51 am) #

Happy birthday Ant!
Bridgit Gread (Sunday 25 May 2008, 9:52 am) #

Happy birthday ~~Rodney Rude~~ Ant!

And if readers look in the background, they’ll see Ant is already in possession of a giant red Fleshlight - he’s spoiled to bits.
John Surname (Sunday 25 May 2008, 9:58 am) #

Biggest collection in the southern hemisphere.
Jeremy (Sunday 25 May 2008, 10:21 am) #

Happy birthday, Ant.
EC (Sunday 25 May 2008, 11:12 am) #

Happy Birthday Ant! Nice clown nose too.
Wah (Sunday 25 May 2008, 11:56 am) #

Happy birthday old boy.
THR (Sunday 25 May 2008, 4:04 pm) #

Happy birthday! Who needs a hook on their arm when you can have a fleshlight?
Dave from Albury (Sunday 25 May 2008, 6:33 pm) #

Happy Birthday Ant.
brokenleftleg (Sunday 25 May 2008, 6:55 pm) #

Happy birthday Ant. Can you do a product review of your present for the next edition of Grods?
Terry Wright (Monday 26 May 2008, 11:38 am) #

Happy Birthday Mr. Rogenous.
JT (Monday 26 May 2008, 2:45 pm) #

Happy Birthday Ant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!