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John Laws vs. ?

Monday 26 May 2008, 12:44 pm

The Editor

Categories: GrodsThink

Tags: CageFight, GrodsThink, JohnLaws

Last week in the GrodsThink naked cagefight John Laws defeated Alan Jones in a greasy duel to the death. This week we’ve had the grand total of ZERO suggestions for somebody to grease up and take Laws on. Youse bastards. So I command you to leave suggestions in comments forthwith.

34 Comments

cosmicjester (Monday 26 May 2008, 12:55 pm) #

Kyle Sandilands
Ross Sharp (Monday 26 May 2008, 1:07 pm) #

Stan Zemanek. He may be dead, but I’m sure it’d be a fair fight nonetheless.
Magic Bellybutton (Monday 26 May 2008, 1:31 pm) #

Janet Albrechtsen
Krypto (Monday 26 May 2008, 1:51 pm) #

himself, I just love the idea of the “golden tonsils” bashing his own head against a wall until he loses consciousness.

Perhaps he could fight himself to the death in a crocodile pit or something.
Evil Bill (Monday 26 May 2008, 2:00 pm) #

If we can pit him against dead people why not have him take on William McGonagall? They could try and kill each other with bad poetry.
Zombie Mao (Monday 26 May 2008, 2:02 pm) #

I’m out of ideas
hmmmmm…

Eds mum?
Dave from Albury (Monday 26 May 2008, 2:44 pm) #

This is two weeks running now Ed. How long before you start asking us to write the whole damn thing?

‘Cause if you do I bags writing Jeremy’s parts, I love his sense of outrage.

BTW, Lawsie should fight Richard Ackland.
Bruce (Monday 26 May 2008, 2:53 pm) #

The tag team of Janet Albrechtsen and Miranda Devine. Managed by Crosby-Textor and with Albrechtsen-Devine team water bottles served by Caroline Overington.
Krypto (Monday 26 May 2008, 3:36 pm) #

“Iron” Mike Tyson, not that I like the guy, I just want to see Lawsie get ripped limb from limb by the closest thing to a werewolf the human genome has to offer.
magic bellybutton (Monday 26 May 2008, 4:17 pm) #

A cloned tassie tiger.
Dam Buster of Preston (Monday 26 May 2008, 4:21 pm) #

Hillary Clinton.. Both old and crusty but i reckon Clinton might have a few dirty tricks (Queue up muck rakers, mud slingers and other political advisors)… And really neither know when to give up.
Bridgit Gread (Monday 26 May 2008, 4:49 pm) #

David Marr.
Krypto (Monday 26 May 2008, 4:53 pm) #

Bill Henson? but lawsie gets to use a chainsaw.
Jack Dorf (Monday 26 May 2008, 5:09 pm) #

David Oldfield or an Intellectual Dwarf tag team comprising Glenn Milne & Piers Akerman.
Krypto (Monday 26 May 2008, 5:20 pm) #

trouble is Jack, it’d turn into a sycophantic love-in. Not much of a death match I’m afraid.
Pol Pot Plant (Monday 26 May 2008, 5:36 pm) #

Sharks … may as well throw in some “stingers and sea snakes” as well.

And if Laws needs to be rescued we’ll make him foot the bill.
Pol Pot Plant (Monday 26 May 2008, 5:55 pm) #

if the grease used is Valvoline, Laws will have an unfair advantage.

what about the Tasmanisian Tiger Mouse
Private Tom (Monday 26 May 2008, 7:27 pm) #

Krypto-that is so funny I’m adding it my facebook quotes. BTW, if this keeps up GrodsThink will soon run out of contestants.
Krypto (Monday 26 May 2008, 7:38 pm) #

I aim to please Private Tom, what am I talking about? I aim to offend, constantly.
Jack Dorf (Monday 26 May 2008, 7:55 pm) #

Krypto if it’s real death you want then maybe you could have Laws reciting his poetry to the music of Mancini?
Krypto (Monday 26 May 2008, 9:25 pm) #

I can’t believe I don’t have that album.

Nor can I believe that Laws’ poetry isn’t even bad enough to see him shortlisted for the worst poetry in the universe on the Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
I found the Vogon’s recitations positively refreshing by comparison.
Almost Always Wrong (Tuesday 27 May 2008, 10:11 am) #

Chris Pyne
John Surname (Tuesday 27 May 2008, 10:38 am) #

You’re the worst listeners ever.
Dave from Albury (Tuesday 27 May 2008, 10:44 am) #

Then we’re a good match.
John Surname (Tuesday 27 May 2008, 11:04 am) #

“You’re the worst listeners we’ve ever seen!”

“Yeah, well you’re the worst podcast we’ve ever seen!”
Krypto (Tuesday 27 May 2008, 12:49 pm) #

wot’s a podcast?
Damian (Tuesday 27 May 2008, 3:19 pm) #

Didn’t Lawsy have a blue with Adam Selwood after that scandal about rude comments last year? Get Selwood in the cage. I’d like to see that.

Or how about the Piano Man? He comes with lots of grease. His special attack can be a recital of his thousand stories from his million miles; that’d bore poor old Lawsy to death. And he is immune to hair-pulling attacks.

See? Lawsy vs Ray! It writes itself (which seems to be the requirement).
Damian (Wednesday 28 May 2008, 8:23 am) #

I would never have picked that gay bloke youse chose. Might be time I plugged in the telly, to see what the kids are watching. All my mental energies wasted. Still, the selection process is more transparent that the capitalism award.
The Editor (Wednesday 28 May 2008, 5:22 pm) #

We at least let you voice your opinions before we completely ignore them.
Krypto (Wednesday 28 May 2008, 7:23 pm) #

how about Lawsie versus John Hopawate, you just don’t see enough of that former rugby player/digital rapist these days.
Bron (Wednesday 28 May 2008, 7:57 pm) #

you just don’t see enough of that former rugby player/digital rapist these days.

Well, that’s a good thing! John Hopate is the biggest dickhead in the Manly-Warringah Shire. Or one of them, anyway.
Krypto (Wednesday 28 May 2008, 8:01 pm) #

your point being he should move to Camden where they set the bar higher for dickheadery?
Bron (Wednesday 28 May 2008, 8:27 pm) #

Well, now that you make that point on my behalf, YES! That’s it! Although those dickheads in Camden would probably run him out for being a Tongan.
Krypto (Wednesday 28 May 2008, 8:33 pm) #

but the beautiful thing about when dickheads clash is that whoever wins, they both get hurt and overall it’s a win for non dickheads.