GrodsCaptionComp

Posted by The Editor on Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:43 am
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Dave From Albury foolishly posts dodgy photo of self on intertubes. GrodsCorp takes advantage of moment of foolishness and launches caption competition. Entries close COB tomorrow.

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  1. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:49 am #Bron

    Despite Dave’s odd hairstyle and bleary eyed gaze, he is not a winged monkey.

  2. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:50 am #Dave from Albury

    Dodgy? That’s better than I looked on my wedding day and at the births of my children.

  3. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:10 am #The Editor

    Detached, computerised voice from iMac: “What are you doing, Dave?”

  4. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:12 am #John Surname

    Dave’s life went downhill when he started mainlining Grods.

  5. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:21 am #keri

    Talking online can lead to stalking online.

  6. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:22 am #Ross Sharp

    “Semi-automatic weapons? … A mall? … All of them? … Smote, you say? … Oh, all right … I’ll just go get an Egg McMuffin first and I’ll be right on it …”

  7. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:28 am #albi

    Deep in the Riverina, fingers are heard tapping -

    H.E.N.S.O.N P.H.O.T.O.S

  8. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:33 am #silpheed

    Hugh Jackman has to beat the ladies off with a stick, so this Wolverine pic should do wonders for my AdultMatchMaker account!

  9. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:35 am #Wah

    The blue would wear off, but the psychological effects of having his head flushed in the toilet would stick with Dave for a very long time.

  10. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:51 am #Tony T.

    “Dave’s not here, maaaan.”

  11. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:51 am #Dave from Albury

    “Perhaps I should try less X-Men, more Boy from Oz?”

  12. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:54 am #Lee

    2 a.m. - Woken up by a need to pee, Dave reasons that Mrs Dave must be using a different brand of Harpic Blue…

  13. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:55 am #Ross Sharp

    A new Australian study has confirmed heavy dope smoking causes permanent brain damage. Brain scans on 15 men who smoked at least five joints a day for more than a decade show a 12 per cent shrinkage in the parts of the brain that control emotion and memory. There was also a seven per cent reduction in the part of the brain involved with personal hygiene.

  14. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:55 am #Tony T.

    Sorry: link.

  15. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:05 am #Tony T.

  16. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:46 am #cosmicjester

    she rubs the lotion on the skin

  17. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:50 am #Chuck A. Spear

    Tap.

  18. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:51 am #rdb

    See, hair does keep growing after you die.

  19. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:56 am #Ant Rogenous

    Despite a successful stint in the Juicing Room, Violet Beauregarde’s girlish looks and fair complexion were forever ruined by her indiscretion.

  20. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 12:22 pm #Bruce

    Dave had found the perfect way to pull emo chicks on MySpace. They could overlook that his hair wasn’t perfect, and that he had a beard and focus on his pallid skin and necrotic gaze. They especially wanted to know how Dave got his anemic blue hue, for which he could not type a response owing to the messy red, drip, drip, drip from his slit wrists.

    MySpace has lured Dave into a honey trap baited with precocious young women, that cost him his life.

  21. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:21 pm #Damian

    “Mmm… Zoe Naylor’s norgs…” *drool*

  22. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:38 pm #notallright

    chuck a spear what does tap mean? i’ve seen you type that on a few occasions?

  23. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:51 pm #keri

    It means “I’d like to discuss economic policy and the environment with you”

  24. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:52 pm #Ant Rogenous

    If by “economic policy” you mean “money shot”, and “environment” you mean “timber”.

  25. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:53 pm #keri

    Exactly, Ant.

  26. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 2:33 pm #Anthony_

    Looks very Hugh Jackman style Wolverine with that hair.

  27. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 2:42 pm #Damian

    Good call, Anthony. I reckon a few of those individuals who have been flogging over Jeremy’s profile pic will be heading Dave’s way soon.

    Ant, how the fuck did you work “money shot” into this? I dips my lid.

  28. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:32 pm #Krypto

    “I’m the best there is at what I do”

  29. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:33 pm #Bridgit Gread

    ‘Dave smirks, knowing that the folks at Grods have swallowed his fake pic, when he actually looks a lot different…’

  30. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:36 pm #Wah

    HEY EVERYONE IT’S BRON’S BIRTHDAY

  31. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:36 pm #Krypto

    where the hell did you get that picture of me from Bridg?

  32. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:41 pm #Krypto

    sorry, incomplete catch-phrase, it should read

    “I’m the best there is at what I do and what I do isn’t very nice.”

  33. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:50 pm #Wah

    Jesus Bridgit!
    Imagine how that chair smells.

  34. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:04 pm #Bron

    Oh, Wah…

  35. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:05 pm #The Editor

    I wished Bron a happy birthday in this week’s GrodsThink. I’m not doing it again.

  36. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:07 pm #Krypto

    Happy Birthday Bron.

  37. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:07 pm #keri

    Since you missed MBB’s birthday by a week, I’ll be wishing you a happy birthday next Wednesday.

  38. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:30 pm #Dave from Albury

    Happy Birthday Bron.

    Ed, can you ’shop some balloons into the photo?

  39. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:38 pm #Bron

    I am touched, Ed, so much so I could shed a tear at your kindness.

    Keri - zing!

    Thx Krypto.

  40. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:38 pm #Bron

    And Dave. Flubber.

  41. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:40 pm #Dave from Albury

    You know how to impress a guy Bron. Photos?

  42. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:53 pm #Bron

    No way, Dave. Those photos will never see the light of day. In fact, that reminds me: DESTROY THEM ASAP!

    For anyone reading this odd exchange, please don’t make me explain. It’s, um, nothing.

  43. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:55 pm #keri

    Bron, what chance to you think you have of anyone letting it lie there?

  44. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:55 pm #Chuck A. Spear

    “Hugh Jackman practices the Zen & The Art Of Online Warcraft scene from the up and coming Wolverine prequel.”

    Happy Birthday, Bron!

  45. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:08 pm #Ray Dixon

    Advanced Hair Studios announces the replacement for Shane Warne will be …

    Dave from Albury - Yeah, Yeah!

  46. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:13 pm #Ant Rogenous

    Actually, I just realised who Dave looks like in that photo (it’s been bugging me all day): that’s how Wolverine would have looked if he’d been played by David Wenham instead of Huge Jackoff.

  47. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:15 pm #The Editor

  48. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:42 pm #miss lallybroch

    “Will Mrsdave ever forgive me for the

  49. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:42 pm #miss lallybroch

    Ms Sparkle affair?

  50. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 6:14 pm #magic bellybutton

    Since you missed MBB’s birthday by a week, I’ll be wishing you a happy birthday next Wednesday.

    Aww. Thanks Keri. *solidarity fist* Girl powah!

    Happy Birthday Bron! Although I notice you’ve not commented on the fact that I’ve taken advantage of your birthday present to me. Can I assume that since you take “special” joy in being insulted, that another bout of name-calling will also be my birthday present to you?

    On topic:

    Dave decides that now is the best time to write that submission for the arts grant. Surely his new gig as the purple Wiggle would be an advantage?

  51. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 6:26 pm #HAL

    “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

  52. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 6:59 pm #The Editor

    Too late, Tony!

  53. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:18 pm #HAL

    “It can only be attributable to human error.”

  54. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:37 pm #Mikey

    “By the power of … ah … er um … Greyskull?”

  55. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:46 pm #Bridgit Gread

    “Righto. Open Firefox. Go to Google. Type in ‘hot pussy pics’ and… oh shit, is it spelt M-i-r-a-b-e-l-l-a…?”

  56. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:55 pm #Bron

    Although I notice you’ve not commented on the fact that I’ve taken advantage of your birthday present to me. Can I assume that since you take “special” joy in being insulted, that another bout of name-calling will also be my birthday present to you?

    *gulps* What did I miss?

  57. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:10 pm #magic bellybutton

    *sigh*

    So unappreciative.

  58. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:12 pm #Bron

    I LEFT A COMMENT! I appreciate it. I appreciate everything! MORE! MORE!

  59. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:32 pm #magic bellybutton

    I know you did. I was just stirring. Part of the Mistress deal.

    You’ll get an insult when I’m bloody ready to give it to you. Ungrateful wench.

  60. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:34 pm #magic bellybutton

    Dave: Has anybody seen my stapler?

  61. Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:38 pm #magic bellybutton

    Dave realises he can now fulfil his lifelong dream to audition for the role of Violet Beauregarde in the stage production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

  62. Thursday 5 June 2008, 7:27 pm #Krypto

    “give me that blueberry gum Wonka!!”

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