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 | Posted by The Editor on Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:43 am Categories: Blogosphere, GrodsCaptionComp Tags: caption, DaveFromAlbury, photograph |
Dave From Albury foolishly posts dodgy photo of self on intertubes. GrodsCorp takes advantage of moment of foolishness and launches caption competition. Entries close COB tomorrow.
GrodsThink Ep.31 (16/9/08)
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:49 am #Bron
Despite Dave’s odd hairstyle and bleary eyed gaze, he is not a winged monkey.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:50 am #Dave from Albury
Dodgy? That’s better than I looked on my wedding day and at the births of my children.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:10 am #The Editor
Detached, computerised voice from iMac: “What are you doing, Dave?”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:12 am #John Surname
Dave’s life went downhill when he started mainlining Grods.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:21 am #keri
Talking online can lead to stalking online.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:22 am #Ross Sharp
“Semi-automatic weapons? … A mall? … All of them? … Smote, you say? … Oh, all right … I’ll just go get an Egg McMuffin first and I’ll be right on it …”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:28 am #albi
Deep in the Riverina, fingers are heard tapping -
H.E.N.S.O.N P.H.O.T.O.S
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:33 am #silpheed
Hugh Jackman has to beat the ladies off with a stick, so this Wolverine pic should do wonders for my AdultMatchMaker account!
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:35 am #Wah
The blue would wear off, but the psychological effects of having his head flushed in the toilet would stick with Dave for a very long time.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:51 am #Tony T.
“Dave’s not here, maaaan.”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:51 am #Dave from Albury
“Perhaps I should try less X-Men, more Boy from Oz?”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:54 am #Lee
2 a.m. - Woken up by a need to pee, Dave reasons that Mrs Dave must be using a different brand of Harpic Blue…
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:55 am #Ross Sharp
A new Australian study has confirmed heavy dope smoking causes permanent brain damage. Brain scans on 15 men who smoked at least five joints a day for more than a decade show a 12 per cent shrinkage in the parts of the brain that control emotion and memory. There was also a seven per cent reduction in the part of the brain involved with personal hygiene.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 10:55 am #Tony T.
Sorry: link.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:05 am #Tony T.
Chert n Chernie.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:46 am #cosmicjester
she rubs the lotion on the skin
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:50 am #Chuck A. Spear
Tap.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:51 am #rdb
See, hair does keep growing after you die.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:56 am #Ant Rogenous
Despite a successful stint in the Juicing Room, Violet Beauregarde’s girlish looks and fair complexion were forever ruined by her indiscretion.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 12:22 pm #Bruce
Dave had found the perfect way to pull emo chicks on MySpace. They could overlook that his hair wasn’t perfect, and that he had a beard and focus on his pallid skin and necrotic gaze. They especially wanted to know how Dave got his anemic blue hue, for which he could not type a response owing to the messy red, drip, drip, drip from his slit wrists.
MySpace has lured Dave into a honey trap baited with precocious young women, that cost him his life.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:21 pm #Damian
“Mmm… Zoe Naylor’s norgs…” *drool*
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:38 pm #notallright
chuck a spear what does tap mean? i’ve seen you type that on a few occasions?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:51 pm #keri
It means “I’d like to discuss economic policy and the environment with you”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:52 pm #Ant Rogenous
If by “economic policy” you mean “money shot”, and “environment” you mean “timber”.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 1:53 pm #keri
Exactly, Ant.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 2:33 pm #Anthony_
Looks very Hugh Jackman style Wolverine with that hair.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 2:42 pm #Damian
Good call, Anthony. I reckon a few of those individuals who have been flogging over Jeremy’s profile pic will be heading Dave’s way soon.
Ant, how the fuck did you work “money shot” into this? I dips my lid.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:32 pm #Krypto
“I’m the best there is at what I do”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:33 pm #Bridgit Gread
‘Dave smirks, knowing that the folks at Grods have swallowed his fake pic, when he actually looks a lot different…’
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:36 pm #Wah
HEY EVERYONE IT’S BRON’S BIRTHDAY
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:36 pm #Krypto
where the hell did you get that picture of me from Bridg?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:41 pm #Krypto
sorry, incomplete catch-phrase, it should read
“I’m the best there is at what I do and what I do isn’t very nice.”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 3:50 pm #Wah
Jesus Bridgit!
Imagine how that chair smells.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:04 pm #Bron
Oh, Wah…
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:05 pm #The Editor
I wished Bron a happy birthday in this week’s GrodsThink. I’m not doing it again.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:07 pm #Krypto
Happy Birthday Bron.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:07 pm #keri
Since you missed MBB’s birthday by a week, I’ll be wishing you a happy birthday next Wednesday.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:30 pm #Dave from Albury
Happy Birthday Bron.
Ed, can you ’shop some balloons into the photo?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:38 pm #Bron
I am touched, Ed, so much so I could shed a tear at your kindness.
Keri - zing!
Thx Krypto.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:38 pm #Bron
And Dave. Flubber.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:40 pm #Dave from Albury
You know how to impress a guy Bron. Photos?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:53 pm #Bron
No way, Dave. Those photos will never see the light of day. In fact, that reminds me: DESTROY THEM ASAP!
For anyone reading this odd exchange, please don’t make me explain. It’s, um, nothing.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:55 pm #keri
Bron, what chance to you think you have of anyone letting it lie there?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 4:55 pm #Chuck A. Spear
“Hugh Jackman practices the Zen & The Art Of Online Warcraft scene from the up and coming Wolverine prequel.”
Happy Birthday, Bron!
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:08 pm #Ray Dixon
Advanced Hair Studios announces the replacement for Shane Warne will be …
Dave from Albury - Yeah, Yeah!
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:13 pm #Ant Rogenous
Actually, I just realised who Dave looks like in that photo (it’s been bugging me all day): that’s how Wolverine would have looked if he’d been played by David Wenham instead of Huge Jackoff.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:15 pm #The Editor
“‘Scuse me! Your armpit. It’s a bit crook.”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:42 pm #miss lallybroch
“Will Mrsdave ever forgive me for the
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 5:42 pm #miss lallybroch
Ms Sparkle affair?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 6:14 pm #magic bellybutton
Since you missed MBB’s birthday by a week, I’ll be wishing you a happy birthday next Wednesday.
Aww. Thanks Keri. *solidarity fist* Girl powah!
Happy Birthday Bron! Although I notice you’ve not commented on the fact that I’ve taken advantage of your birthday present to me. Can I assume that since you take “special” joy in being insulted, that another bout of name-calling will also be my birthday present to you?
On topic:
Dave decides that now is the best time to write that submission for the arts grant. Surely his new gig as the purple Wiggle would be an advantage?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 6:26 pm #HAL
“Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 6:59 pm #The Editor
Too late, Tony!
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:18 pm #HAL
“It can only be attributable to human error.”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:37 pm #Mikey
“By the power of … ah … er um … Greyskull?”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:46 pm #Bridgit Gread
“Righto. Open Firefox. Go to Google. Type in ‘hot pussy pics’ and… oh shit, is it spelt M-i-r-a-b-e-l-l-a…?”
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 9:55 pm #Bron
Although I notice you’ve not commented on the fact that I’ve taken advantage of your birthday present to me. Can I assume that since you take “special” joy in being insulted, that another bout of name-calling will also be my birthday present to you?
*gulps* What did I miss?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:10 pm #magic bellybutton
*sigh*
So unappreciative.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:12 pm #Bron
I LEFT A COMMENT! I appreciate it. I appreciate everything! MORE! MORE!
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:32 pm #magic bellybutton
I know you did. I was just stirring. Part of the Mistress deal.
You’ll get an insult when I’m bloody ready to give it to you. Ungrateful wench.
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:34 pm #magic bellybutton
Dave: Has anybody seen my stapler?
Wednesday 4 June 2008, 11:38 pm #magic bellybutton
Dave realises he can now fulfil his lifelong dream to audition for the role of Violet Beauregarde in the stage production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Thursday 5 June 2008, 7:27 pm #Krypto
“give me that blueberry gum Wonka!!”