grodscorp@grods.comWilson Turkey gobbles again
 | Posted by Bridgit Gread on Friday 6 June 2008, 9:17 pm Categories: Bogans, Politics, Television Tags: JuliaGillard, KathAndKim, WilsonTuckey |
Decrepit old truss-wearing backbencher Wilson Tuckey reckons deputy PM Julia Gillard sounds like ‘Kath’ from Kath and Kim:
Tuckey has yelled “Look at moi” across the chamber at Ms Gillard every day this week… Mr Tuckey, who was thrown out of Question Time yesterday over an unrelated matter, vowed to keep up the interjections. “If you want Kath to run the Government, you should vote for her,” the West Australian backbencher said.
For the life of me I just can’t work out which TV comedy character Wilson Tuckey reminds me of. Oh, hang on…
GrodsThink Ep.31 (16/9/08)
Friday 6 June 2008, 10:01 pm #Sarah
He really did that? More than once? He’s getting paid 200 grand a year to sit on his arse and repeatedly hurl the same insult that requires no more brain cells to muster than possessed by Australia’s biggest bogans? I mean, if someone’s going to throw insults in parliament they should at least be able to live up to the sort of wit displayed by Paul Keating. The thought that our tax dollars are paying for anything less is just galling.
Actually, come to think of it, the overpaid old coot probably has alzheimer’s and can’t even remember that he’s already used the insult numerous times.
Friday 6 June 2008, 10:02 pm #brokenleftleg
Every time you think Bill Heffernen has secured parliament’s silly old duffer award for life, up pops Ironbar Tuckey.
Friday 6 June 2008, 10:19 pm #cosmicjester
The libs kicked Pauline out for racism back in 96, yet they keep this delusional racist in the woodwork?
Friday 6 June 2008, 11:13 pm #magic bellybutton
Ah yes, more maturity from our “beloved” pollies. I’m so proud.
Friday 6 June 2008, 11:32 pm #Zombie Mao
the fact is Julias comeback killed him stone dead
“I am a pretty big fan of Kath and Kim. I think it’s possibly the nicest thing Mr Tuckey has ever said about me,” Ms Gillard said.
She even hinted at a cameo on the show.
noice!
Friday 6 June 2008, 11:38 pm #Wah
The darty, darty old man!
Saturday 7 June 2008, 12:33 am #Damian
Didn’t think these Libs watched the commie ABC.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 1:25 am #Bruce
I can’t see it.
Maybe the love/hate-child of a violent sexual encounter between Steptoe and Ted Bullpitt would be a more fitting likeness?
Saturday 7 June 2008, 3:40 am #EC
What Sarah & Zombie said.
In any other workplace if you behaved like a feral 7 year old you’d be out on your ear.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 11:08 am #Roast G
Idiots like Tuckey are a dime a dozen, the truly embarrassing thing is that people keep voting for him.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 11:41 am #Kevin from Bathurst
Wilson Tuckey is a legend.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 12:09 pm #Bridgit Gread
Wilson Tuckey is a bell-end.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 12:30 pm #Bron
I can’t believe how he’s behaving in Parliament. How old is he again?
Saturday 7 June 2008, 1:06 pm #Bridgit Gread
He’s in his early 70s. Not that age is really a factor in this: he’s always been a malodorous fool who inhabits the shadows and heckles with all the charm and wit of a spastic cobra. Annabel Crabb’s piece here is a good summary of Turkey’s idiocy.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 1:11 pm #Bron
I love Annabel Crabb.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 3:46 pm #Krypto
I prefer Anabel Chong, that Crabb woman looks like a house should drop on her in the merry old land of Oz.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 5:17 pm #John Surname
What are you all complaining about? Do you want him to GO?
Saturday 7 June 2008, 6:41 pm #Krypto
can you imagine him in a nursing home?
Saturday 7 June 2008, 10:03 pm #Jack Dorf
can you imagine him in a nursing home?
Yep I can, and he’s soaking in a big hot tub of kerosene.
Saturday 7 June 2008, 10:45 pm #Bron
Being sponge washed by Bronwyn Bishop.
Sunday 8 June 2008, 12:37 pm #Krypto
you know that whole palarva started over like a teaspoon full of kerosene in a whole bathtub of water don’t you?
It was a treatment for scabies, you know what the alternative treatment is? You have to paint people head to toe in a toxic (and expensive) solution which you can’t wash off for around two days.
Nice and practical for a doubly incontinent, often chair and bed bound population.
Dear, dear Bronwyn Bishop frog marched a whole bunch of old folks out of their homes over that, a lot of them were crying, it was just heartbreaking.
Bronwyn Bishop is a true c*nt, I hope a house falls on her head.
Sunday 8 June 2008, 1:48 pm #Krypto
my appologies, on reflection, c*nts are useful, the same could not be said of Bronwyn Bishop (or her vapid fuckwit of a daughter hanging off all those half arsed celebrities like a booger unwiped).
Monday 9 June 2008, 12:04 pm #Bridgit Gread
Actually it’s curious how these RWDB bloggers who are on a cut-and-slash mission against the Legal Aid lawyer with a criminal conviction haven’t said one word about Tuckey. The sour old fossil has a conviction for violent assault and was sitting on the frontbench until as recently as 2003.