Steve Jobs launches iPhone 2.0, jeans fashion 1.0

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 10 June 2008, 1:48 pm
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Not a single Apple employee dares call him “Harry Highpants” to his face

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17 comments on “Steve Jobs launches iPhone 2.0, jeans fashion 1.0”

  1. Tuesday 10 June 2008, 1:50 pm #The Editor

    And that’s Water2.0 in the bottle.

  2. Tuesday 10 June 2008, 1:53 pm #Bron

    Nerds.

  3. Tuesday 10 June 2008, 1:55 pm #Krypto

    you know I can’t shake the feeling that guy spent more than an Armani suit on stylists and fashion consultants to make him look that casual.
    I think I can sum it up in one word.

    Contrived.

  4. Tuesday 10 June 2008, 3:33 pm #Wah

    I love how anyone who went out of their way to get an iPhone 1.0 is now faced with the newer model being cheaper - ha! Eat shit and die technoposers.

    Oh, if you get an iPhone when released here and want to shot it off to me, expect it it be insterted up your anus with unecessary force.

  5. Tuesday 10 June 2008, 4:13 pm #Bron

    You tell dem nerds, Wah. As I said to someone earlier today who made the wild accusation that I’d be one of the first to buy an iPhone (you know who you are), what would I need an iPhone for?

    Oddly enough, I never got an answer to that.

  6. Tuesday 10 June 2008, 8:31 pm #Goobermetrics

    Bring on the JesusPhone.

  7. Tuesday 10 June 2008, 8:53 pm #magic bellybutton

    Is that a turtleneck? I hate turtlenecks. When it comes to clothes.

    Other things … no preference either way. Just in case you were wondering.

  8. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 12:02 am #Ray Dixon

    What is going on with that crotch?

  9. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 12:54 am #Bron

    You like it, Ray?

  10. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 12:58 am #Ray Dixon

    No Bron, I think he’s got a fleshlight or something down there, that’s all.

  11. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 1:30 am #Bron

    Oh god, not the Fleshlight AGAIN!

    Fail, Ray, FAIL!

  12. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 8:11 am #The Editor

    It’s either a Fleshlight or a cucumber, Ray.

  13. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 9:06 am #Dave from Albury

    Actually MBB, it’s a ‘mock turtle-neck’, every Apple user knows these things.

  14. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 9:13 am #John Surname

    Hey, at least he washed.

  15. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 10:25 am #Chuck A. Spear

    He is way more savvy than Steve Balmer.

  16. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 10:28 am #Ant Rogenous

    He needs a good feed. And a nappy that fits a little more snugly.

  17. Wednesday 11 June 2008, 10:59 am #Ray Dixon

    So it’s his colostomy bag that’s bulging?

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