SMS from God comforts the poorly hung 

 Thursday 19 June 2008, 2:20 pm    Ant Rogenous
 Categories: Life, Melbourne, Religion   Tags: ,

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  1.  Gravatar The Editor (Thursday 19 June 2008, 2:26 pm) # 

    The church should sell holy water in a nasal spray bottle.


  2.  Gravatar Zombie Mao (Thursday 19 June 2008, 2:29 pm) # 

    omg!


  3.  Gravatar keri (Thursday 19 June 2008, 2:52 pm) # 

    How many hits do you think you’ll get for people looking for Jesus’ penis?


  4.  Gravatar Wah (Thursday 19 June 2008, 2:55 pm) # 

    Most religious icons will you tell you size doesn’t matter - but they’re lying. Once Buddha went black, he never looked back.


  5.  Gravatar Krypto (Thursday 19 June 2008, 3:22 pm) # 

    do they mean “special” in the sense of being retarded do you think?

    Jesus: “you’re a retard with a small penis, come worship me”
    Follower: “awesome”.


  6.  Gravatar EC (Thursday 19 June 2008, 4:10 pm) # 

    Now I’m really depressed.


  7.  Gravatar Ant Rogenous (Thursday 19 June 2008, 4:18 pm) # 

    I don’t understand.


  8.  Gravatar EC (Thursday 19 June 2008, 5:07 pm) # 

    Sorry Ant.

    I just looked at the fracking God botherer sign and didn’t read your (quite witty) title. GRRRR STUPID CHRISTIANS AND THEIR SIGNS! etc.

    Bad day here, just ignore me. I’m leaving work at 7 and climbing into a bathtub full of gin & tonic.


  9.  Gravatar Ant Rogenous (Thursday 19 June 2008, 5:27 pm) # 

    Ah, phew!

    Have a swig of that bathwater for me, too.


  10.  Gravatar Mikey (Thursday 19 June 2008, 10:15 pm) # 

    Due to my gut overhang my smallness is concealed.

    Thanks morbid obesity!


  11.  Gravatar Ant Rogenous (Thursday 19 June 2008, 10:18 pm) # 

    God works in mysterious ways, Mikey.


  12.  Gravatar Krypto (Thursday 19 June 2008, 10:29 pm) # 

    Grods too


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