grodscorp@grods.comOverheard Gmail conversation
 | Posted by The Editor on Friday 27 June 2008, 11:04 am Categories: GrodsNews Tags: chat, ChuckASpear, Gmail, Jeremy, JohnSurname, Keri, names |
This is the inane kind of group email chat that the GrodsTeam use to occupy their Friday mornings.
Chuck A. Spear: People who call me “champ” IRL piss me off to no end. Cunts.
John Surname: and “sport”.
Keri: I hate sweetheart or darl.
John Surname: and let’s not forget “gangsta”. Don’t ever call me that. I’ll fuck you up.
Keri: Or J-Dog.
Jeremy: I hate “sexy”.
Keri: Well if you will work in a strip-club, Jeremy.
John Surname: You must get sick of that one.
Jeremy: It’s not just at work, Keri.
John Surname: Tip to Jeremy - if you work in a nightclub, you will get hit on.
Jeremy: I’m considering changing fields a little, and going back to soliciting.
Keri: It must be so hard being you.
Discuss.
GrodsThink Ep.31 (16/9/08)
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:06 am #Chuck A. Spear
Yo’ ass will earn you a lot of $$$ dawg. I have seen it, Jeremy.
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:09 am #Jeremy
That’s what happens if you pun in group chat. I deserve this.
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:13 am #keri
Damn straight you do.
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:15 am #Chuck A. Spear
Damn straight you do
Lookout!
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:34 am #keri
I don’t know how I manage to avoid saying something incriminating on the phone whilst I’m reading those e-mails.
I’m just waiting for me to drop a “Fleshlight” into a conversation.
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:34 am #John Surname
BAM. For a second I thought Brendan Nelson had dropped by.
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:50 am #Bron
*gulp* I am very scared. I just called Keri “sugarplum honeypie” and got yelled at (via email).
Everyone, start calling her that.
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:52 am #keri
Can we just wonder, for a moment why she called me that?
And Bron, that’s not really a smart move, when I’m going to be within killing distance of you in a mere fifteen days.
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:57 am #Bron
Oooh, my knees are knocking, lovely welsh rarebit.
Friday 27 June 2008, 11:59 am #keri
You’re digging your own grave, Bron.
Friday 27 June 2008, 12:03 pm #Bron
That’s OK, peppermint sweet, I have a death wish.
Friday 27 June 2008, 12:04 pm #Chuck A. Spear
And to think we were originally talking about trout lips behind his back.
Friday 27 June 2008, 12:04 pm #Bron
No, I don’t. It’s Friday. Sorry about that, choc-flavoured lolly.
Friday 27 June 2008, 12:05 pm #keri
I believe you were the one who steered the conversation in this direction, Champ.
Friday 27 June 2008, 12:09 pm #Bron
Where’s Sexy to adjudicate upon where this is going?
Friday 27 June 2008, 12:10 pm #keri
Limbering up his routine, Bron.
He’s a little rusty.
Friday 27 June 2008, 6:00 pm #Anna Cleves
“I’m considering changing fields a little, and going back to soliciting.”
I don’t really get it. He means he wants to leave the bar?
Friday 27 June 2008, 10:31 pm #Bron
Soliciting. Jeremy’s really a lady of the night in disguise.
Saturday 28 June 2008, 12:17 am #Jeremy
As Bron notes, it was a pun on the word “solicitor”.
Saturday 28 June 2008, 12:49 am #Bron
Yeah, that’s right. Jeremy’s a whore.