grodscorp@grods.comGrodsThink 22 (1 July 2008)
 | Posted by The Editor on Wednesday 2 July 2008, 11:12 am Categories: Blogosphere, Corporate stupidity, GrodsThink, Politics, Religion, The internet Tags: AlexanderDowner, NickXenophon, senate, SteveFielding, WorldYouthDay |
The Editor, John Surname, Ant Rogenous, Jeremy Sear and J,The discuss:
* Alexander Downer’s retirement
* The new Senate (Greens, Xenophon, Fucking Steve Fucking Fielding)
* World Yoof Day controversy
* Ask A Barman
* Funniest things on the intertubes
** Because The Editor still doesn’t have the internet at home despite living in a first world country, use only the “Play in popup” link or the “Download” link. **
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Wednesday 2 July 2008, 12:34 pm #Dave from Albury
Having had beers with Edward Downer, I can safely say that he’s the conservative I’d least object to shaping the Liberal party.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 3:14 pm #Dave from Albury
Well, that seems to have stifled the conversation a little….
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 4:11 pm #Ant Rogenous
Did he insist on drinking his beers in highballs with cocktail umbrellas and fluoro bendy straws?
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 4:41 pm #Dave from Albury
Sadly, no. It was one of those confronting encounters where you’re reminded that people who disagree with your political views don’t all easily fit the stereotype that gets bought out for the two minute hate.
We were both at the annual conference for a community service organisation, the fact that he was even there impressed me a little, speaking to him impressed me a lot.
Of course, I did spit in his food when he wasn’t watching.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 4:46 pm #Major Elvis Newton
What a cosy little circle-jerk of leftard munters.
I’m amazed you all got your dicks out of each others mouths long enough to say anything.
Is this what sexually frustrated men do when they can’t get laid?
Nice to see you gave some hooker an opportunity to join in on the ‘conversation’ whilst ruminating on the hugeness of your collective egos.
Big Kisses Girls.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 4:53 pm #THR
The above is a rather emphatic testimonial. A comment filled with sexual slurs that accuses others of sexual frustration. Irony lost.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 5:14 pm #Ant Rogenous
Nice to see you gave some hooker an opportunity to join in on the ‘conversation’ whilst ruminating on the hugeness of your collective egos.
John Surname has done some things he isn’t proud of, sure — but a hooker he’s not.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 5:25 pm #Bridgit Gread
Is this what sexually frustrated men do when they can’t get laid?
No, what those guys do is visit blogs they don’t frequent to whinge about podcasts they don’t like, particularly making sexual slurs about any females they encounter.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 5:59 pm #albi
Surname has a very camp voice. Sorry John
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 6:04 pm #albi
Elvis was clearly disgusted by the arousal he felt after listening to men talking. Under these circumstances it’s quite common for people to become confused and subsequently aggressive.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 8:13 pm #Major Elvis Newton
“…particularly making sexual slurs about any females they encounter…”
Was there one? Heard lots of high pitched whiny voices. Was one of them female? So hard to tell.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 8:30 pm #Chuck A. Spear
Obviously, Major Elvis Newton is a real man along the lines of everyone’s favourite closet fag, Elijah.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 8:33 pm #Bridgit Gread
Was there one? Heard lots of high pitched whiny voices.
That’s because your ear canals are partially blocked by your undescended testicles.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 9:14 pm #Chuck A. Spear
I demand a trolls of a higher quality at Grods. Major Elvis Newton is a fucking has-been.
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 9:16 pm #THR
Major Elvis Newton is a fucking has-been.
Anyone willing to bet he’ll pick Joe Jackson’s ‘Real Men’ for his death song on the other thread?
Wednesday 2 July 2008, 11:59 pm #albi
He has testicles?
Thursday 3 July 2008, 6:36 am #Major Elvis Newton
“I demand a trolls of a higher quality at Grods. Major Elvis Newton is a fucking has-been”
And oh how we laughed at the leftard.
Did someone say cocktail?
Thursday 3 July 2008, 8:40 am #keri
“I’m amazed you all got your dicks out of each others mouths long enough to say anything.”
Well, I’m fairly confident that if you were a guest they wouldn’t have to remove your dick. They could just talk around it given it’s probably the size and shape of a tic-tac.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 10:06 am #Major Elvis Newton
“…They could just talk around it given it’s probably the size and shape of a tic-tac…”
That’s more than you can handle honey.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 10:38 am #keri
Without my tweezers, you’re probably right, dear.
I’d be afraid of misplacing it.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 10:58 am #John Surname
You are the worst troll ever. I deem you TrollBot. Please select pus.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 11:22 am #Bron
It’s funny, this troll is trying to be as offensive as possible, but it’s failing as far as I’m concerned. My reaction is more like, “What? Did you say something?”
Thursday 3 July 2008, 11:24 am #Chuck A. Spear
You’re all homosexuals and sluts!
Thursday 3 July 2008, 11:25 am #keri
Or homosexual sluts.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 11:31 am #Bron
Or slut homosexuals.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 11:46 am #Major Elvis Newton
My reaction is more like, “What? Did you say something?”
I bet you get that a lot.
Try dyeing your hair. See if that works.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 11:50 am #John Surname
Lame.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 11:51 am #Jeremy
I think it’s a Blairville troll. I have no idea why it’s found its way over here.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 11:52 am #keri
It turned left at the wrong bridge.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:09 pm #Bridgit Gread
Africa has Ebola, Asia has bird flu and Grods has Major Elvis Newton.
I feel cheated.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:15 pm #Chuck A. Spear
Me too, Bridgit. I haven’t even had a chance to listen to the podcast yet, and already this thread has more comments than the other GrodsThink threads put together. Maybe the Major could be a guest on the next show.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:22 pm #Major Elvis Newton
“I think it’s a Blairville troll.”
Yay. I was wondering when you’d show up.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:22 pm #The Editor
John Surname: “You are the worst troll ever. I deem you TrollBot. Please select pus.”
I laughed. I laughed so hard I cried.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:23 pm #Major Elvis Newton
“It turned left at the wrong bridge.”
Hardly. Not familiar with term ‘left’. Enlighten please?
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:24 pm #Major Elvis Newton
“I laughed. I laughed so hard I cried.”
Doesn’t take much does it?
What do you do watching Sleepless in Seattle?
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:28 pm #keri
Hardly. Not familiar with term ‘left’. Enlighten please?
Ah. So you are the fuckwit who drove round the roundabout near my house this morning for half an hour.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:29 pm #John Surname
“What do you do watching Sleepless in Seattle?”
Masturbate.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:33 pm #Chuck A. Spear
Yay. I was wondering when you’d show up.
Another loser obsessed with Jeremy. Christ. You were wondering when he’d show up here were you? Umm… do you also wonder when he’s show up at his own blog - Jeremy being an author here and all that…
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:45 pm #Major Elvis Newton
“Masturbate.”
There’s a cream for that.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 12:47 pm #Major Elvis Newton
“Another loser obsessed with Jeremy.”
Hardly. He’s been stealing my stuff for YEARS.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 1:03 pm #skeptic
Most. Boring. Troll. Ever.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 1:38 pm #Toaf
Troll: Lame-o.
Podcast: Tidy. Missed it last week, so glad I caught it this time.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 1:39 pm #Toaf
Err, I mean, I missed hearing it last week when it wasn’t there, and I logged in to Grods specifically to get this week’s one, cos I have been offline and that. You know what I mean.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 1:40 pm #Bron
I think so, Toaf.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 1:46 pm #magic bellybutton
There’s a cream for that
Yes, there is.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 4:07 pm #EC
MBB how do you find these things? I’m so jealous of your Google Analytics.
I liked Ask a Barman.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 5:03 pm #magic bellybutton
I found it by accident once. Via another site. It’s stuck in my mind ever since. I’m glad of the opportunity to share it with you.
Thursday 3 July 2008, 10:37 pm #Toaf
I enjoyed Ask a Barman, too, actually. We want more!
Friday 4 July 2008, 11:53 am #albi
Best comment eva!! Troll = pnwed by Keri