grodscorp@grods.comQuote of the year
 | Posted by Scott on Friday 4 July 2008, 2:06 pm Categories: Media, Politics Tags: AndrewBolt, Left/Right |
In Bolt’s world there’s Left, there’s Right, and then there’s Bolt.
“…I’m not of the Right or even far Right. I’d certainly say so if I were. Try conservative.”
Reminds me of Andy’s famous Left/Right/Anarchy theory.
…there is no arc between Left and Right - the extremes of both tend to huddle together at the collectivist end of a line that has anarchy at the other. I’m somewhere in the middle, moderate as always, trying to balance the claims of individuality and freedom with the ballast of the collective.
Looks a bit like this.
Friday 4 July 2008, 2:52 pm #Bron
That’s a very phallic looking diagram, Ed.
Friday 4 July 2008, 4:08 pm #keri
So he’s got a very long, thin penis with tiny blue balls and orange spunk through his ears?
Friday 4 July 2008, 4:20 pm #EC
I couldn’t see it. Thanks Keri, I do enjoy the way your mind works.
Friday 4 July 2008, 4:22 pm #keri
Can’t help it, EC.
My mind is in the gutter. And every time I look at the star I see a rude constellation and resume giggling.
Friday 4 July 2008, 5:12 pm #Jack Dorf
I think the graphic gives a fair representation of Andy’s position.
A malignant growth in the middle of your cock.
Friday 4 July 2008, 6:03 pm #brokenleftleg
I see it differently Keri.
Bolt’s brain has just been skewered by an enormous nobbing machine. He get’s this medical treatment every week.
Friday 4 July 2008, 7:13 pm #Krypto
remember all the laughs Steve Martin got with a fake arrow through his head?
Bolt is a lot less funny.
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/martin.jpg
Friday 4 July 2008, 7:23 pm #John Surname
Actually, Ed, It seems to me that Andrew Bolt gave you a much more considered response than your silly post deserves , you produce a jargon laden , willfully obsuce response to the Abforum and you get a polite reasonable response in return . If it proves any one is full of excreta I am sure that person is not Andrew Bolt.
Friday 4 July 2008, 7:31 pm #The Editor
Too many commas used correctly in the first two words, John. FAIL.
Friday 4 July 2008, 7:32 pm #John Surname
Nazi.
Friday 4 July 2008, 7:41 pm #Ant Rogenous
I’d certainly say so if I were.
And I, for one, believe him. Know why? Because in the 10 years we’ve been reading his amazingly prescient words (for instance, did you know he knew the Iraq war was won at least two years before the Americans knew they’d won it?), he’s been nothing if not honest, balanced and ethical.
Friday 4 July 2008, 7:44 pm #John Surname
The egg council has got to you too!
Friday 4 July 2008, 7:46 pm #Ant Rogenous
You’d better run, egg!
Friday 4 July 2008, 8:13 pm #Krypto
perhaps it’s the “fake-ness” of the arrow through Bolt’s head that’s the problem, surely he’d get a heap more laughs with a real one.
Friday 4 July 2008, 9:50 pm #keri from her phone
i’d laugh . then i’d knight the archer.
Friday 4 July 2008, 10:08 pm #Krypto
Sir Robin of Hood.