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Friday 4 July 2008, 9:02 pm

Bridgit Gread

Categories: Freaks, The internet, Them crazy...

Tags: bestiality, Japanese, octopi, sex

The Internet is a sublime creation: I learn something from it every day. Today I learned about octopus sex:

A man whose self-esteem is so low he identifies himself as a beast has admitted to downloading images showing sexual acts with an octopus.

Rodney Scott McLagan, 48, of South Arm, was caught with 31,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with children, dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and an octopus.

What. The. Fuck. Octopuses?! How the hell do you screw one in the first place? Or do you let it do you, eight times over? What type of malevolent sicko engages in such an act?

Curiosity got the better of me and, shame of shame, I went a-Googling. And what do you know… there’s an entire Japanese sub-culture dedicated to sexual congress between humans and cephalopods. According to Wykypedya:

Tentacled creatures appeared in Japanese erotica long before animated pornography; among the most famous of the early instances (and perhaps the first) is a Hokusai woodcut called The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife, depicting a woman sexually entwined with a pair of octopuses.

Most unnervingly, last night we had calamari for dinner. I just hope none of these freaks got their hands on it - or anything else - before it hit the frypan.

16 Comments

The Editor (Friday 4 July 2008, 9:10 pm) #

That’s why I’m vegetarian. You never know what some sicko farmer’s gotten up to with his stock before sending it off to Bovine University.
Bridgit Gread (Friday 4 July 2008, 9:12 pm) #

That won’t protect you: I’m sure there are odd Tasmanians about who like to fondle fruit and violate vegetables.
The Editor (Friday 4 July 2008, 9:14 pm) #

I’ll live on sugar syrup.

Ah, fuck. Queenslanders and sugar cane. Bugger.
brokenleftleg (Friday 4 July 2008, 9:37 pm) #

Two words. Troy McClure
Ant Rogenous (Friday 4 July 2008, 9:39 pm) #

“… no, I said he ’sleeps with the fishes’.”

By the way, Bridgit — excellent headline.
keri from her phone (Friday 4 July 2008, 9:40 pm) #

thought exactly the same thing, bridget. then mbb provided me with a link to octopus vibrators.

there are some sick fucks out there.
Marek Bage (Friday 4 July 2008, 9:50 pm) #

Most unnervingly, last night we had calamari for dinner.

Apart from habitat, what exactly is the connection between octopus and calamari that undid your nerves?
Bridgit Gread (Friday 4 July 2008, 10:11 pm) #

You know what they say, Marek… ‘It starts with one octopus, just to experiment, and before long it’s a ten-squid-a-day kick’.
Gert (Friday 4 July 2008, 10:52 pm) #

Squid tubes need no lube.
LuLi (Saturday 5 July 2008, 12:02 am) #

From what I’ve heard hentai without tentacles doesn’t even exist..
Jack Dorf (Saturday 5 July 2008, 12:19 am) #

As long as it’s between consenting adults & cephalopods.
Who are we to judge?
Ray Dixon (Saturday 5 July 2008, 12:52 am) #

Bridgit, this is fully sick … and I don’t mean that in the ‘yoof’ way.
Bridgit Gread (Saturday 5 July 2008, 12:56 am) #

Got any of these living in the high country, Ray?
Ray Dixon (Saturday 5 July 2008, 2:11 am) #

We’ve got all kinds of critters living in the backwoods, Bridgit. We’re a bit far from the beach for octopuses (or octopi ??) but last week out at Wandi somebody said they caught a shark in Growler’s Creek. He was stoned at the time of course, that’s compulsory out there.
Bridgit Gread (Saturday 5 July 2008, 1:14 pm) #

A shark? In the High Country, 300kms from the ocean? I think they’ve passed over the mull for the mushrooms.
Krypto (Saturday 5 July 2008, 2:44 pm) #

so I started reading this post and it jogs my memory of an old Japanese woodcut, I go find it and read on to discover you already knew about it.
Bugger.
Well I must say that I didn’t know about the modern day guy, it’s totally warped.

Lord help us if Japanese manga starts coming to life that’s all I have to say.