grodscorp@grods.comOn “dinger’s” and “rootin”
 | Posted by The Editor on Monday 14 July 2008, 8:40 pm Categories: Blogosphere, Religion Tags: condoms, GeorgePell, RaymondBull, sex, WorldYouthDay |
I was listening to ABC Radio National on the wireless last week and some dude from some anti-religious group said “are you seriously trying to tell me that there will be 400,000 young people all in the one place, all having a good time, and none of them will get together?”
I turned to Craig, who was with me at the time, and we said in unison: “World Youth Fuckfest.”
Today Cardinal George Pell took time out from rallying against evil condom usage and evil non-marital sex to implore the “western world” (read: not the muzzies) to have more sex.
One blogger supports “George Peel” (sic) and his call for non-muzzies to start “rootin” (sic), and is now planning his last minute trip to Sydney. No need to pack the “dinger’s” (sic).
GrodsThink Ep.31 (16/9/08)
Monday 14 July 2008, 9:24 pm #Mikey
Good old George. He’s a man who had less premarital sex than I did, who wears a dress, who doesn’t have sex now, telling everyone (cough - white and married - cough) to get it on.
It’s just disturbing. I could imagine him in the bedroom with a megaphone screaming ‘go you good thing, give her one for Jesus.’
Actually, you know when you think of dead kittens or vomit and stuff so as to prolong your in-out action?
Just imagine Pell in your corner instead. Then, you could wipe off on his cassock instead of the curtains, earning yourself a brownie point with your lady friend.
In fact I demand that Craig releases a self help you tube video on post coital cleanup - the best way.
“Not tissues cos little bits of paper will stick to ya knob like when you did that PVC rod and paper experiment in year nine science”.
I am an a fucking roll tonight baby.
Tuesday 15 July 2008, 7:07 am #Raymond Bull
So I take it, Mr Editor that this means you agree with Me for a change? Well, wonder’s never seize!
Tuesday 15 July 2008, 7:36 am #The Editor
“Well, wonder’s never seize!”
I’d keep some oil on hand regardless, Raymond.
Tuesday 15 July 2008, 9:34 am #Bron
Get your own url right, Raymond. I just clicked onto Wordpess.com.
Tuesday 15 July 2008, 10:12 am #Wah
Imagine some poor Catholic kid from Romania coming all this way to express her faith, only to end up meeting Raymond Bull.
Tuesday 15 July 2008, 11:00 am #Jason
That blog. Oh, man.
Anyway I live in Sydney now and WYD is all around me. Weird things are happening that suggest you and Craig might be onto something.
Examples. Yesterday was the only time in my life, ever, that I’ve had a van full of cute, European teenage girls smile and wave at me while stopped at the lights. The van had a big cross decal on it. This morning at Town Hall Station, twenty beautiful Polynesian WYDders - in national dress with Laes and floral skirts - all said hello to me with enticing smiles.
Please note that nothing whatsoever about me has changed. So what has? From where I’m standing, it’s impossible not to blame Cardinal Pell’s fevered exhortations to rutting .
Tuesday 15 July 2008, 11:21 am #wari lasi
Well, wonder’s never seize!
I am sincerely hoping that this was deliberate.
Tuesday 15 July 2008, 1:59 pm #Krypto
I think it’s fairly obvious the whole thing is just one big Roman Catholic B&S ball, designed to breed yet another generation of tykes.
Tuesday 15 July 2008, 5:00 pm #Bridgit Gread
You may be right; it’s certainly a load of BS.
Wednesday 16 July 2008, 5:26 pm #John Surname
“Catholic girls,
do you know how they go,
Catholic girls,
in the rectory basement…”