Our comrades in the Chinese sweatshop have finally delivered the goods!

The timing couldn’t have been better, either: the People’s Football Club™ begins its new campaign for glory tomorrow night.

Virgin season, fresh start — and with shiny new uniforms, only John Surname an imbecile would bet against us taking out the championship.

You can keep track of our results here.

And remember: show your support and solidarity by keeping the jeering to an absolute minimum.