grodscorp@grods.com
There was this girl, right. John Surname met her and told me she was a solid four star tap. Impressed, I asked Craig — who had also met this girl — for his opinion, and he awarded a solid no tap.
How can this be? Can two red-blooded males (well, one red-blooded and one slightly pink-blooded — I’ll let you decide which is which) score the same girl so incredibly differently and both be telling the truth? Is this normal? Does it indicate a problem with men, with the tapology theory, or both?
For the record, I reckon she’s a two star tap.
GrodsThink Ep.29 (26/8/08)
Friday 18 July 2008, 2:59 pm #keri from her phone
That’s just normal variation, surely? Everyone has different taste.
So if you scored her in between the two tap scores, what does that say? Maybe Surname over-taps and Craig under-taps.
Friday 18 July 2008, 3:14 pm #John Surname
The problem is Craig gave her no tap, while I gave out a very rare four.
Friday 18 July 2008, 3:22 pm #magic bellybutton
Maybe Surname over-taps and Craig under-taps
Surely that’s more information than any of us need to know?
Friday 18 July 2008, 3:30 pm #Jason
One possible answer is that Surname was drunk at the time. If not - congratulations Surname. Your low standards will ensure that your tap will always runneth over.
Friday 18 July 2008, 3:55 pm #skeptic
umm, what’s a tap?
Friday 18 July 2008, 4:20 pm #Zombie Mao
To tap or not to tap: That is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to tap
The sags and crows feet of mediocre booty,
Or to take arms against a sea of non tapability,
And by opposing hope to score big time? To tap or to drink…
Friday 18 July 2008, 4:23 pm #Evil Bill
Was she a redhead? This wild variability usually occurs with redheads. Some blokes score them an automatic no tap every time while others can see past their defects. If she wasn’t a redhead, I’m lost as to an explanation.
Friday 18 July 2008, 4:27 pm #keri from her phone
And Surname does have a thing for Redheads.
Friday 18 July 2008, 4:41 pm #Wah
It’s common for one man’s tap to be another man’s minger. I know some guys who think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot, but I think she looks like the underside of a moccasin
Friday 18 July 2008, 5:09 pm #Damian
Perhaps a graph or chart would assist us here.
Friday 18 July 2008, 6:36 pm #magic bellybutton
Was she a redhead? This wild variability usually occurs with redheads. Some blokes score them an automatic no tap every time while others can see past their defects.
Defects????? DEFECTS???????!1111!!!!!!11!!!
Friday 18 July 2008, 6:40 pm #The Editor
Did everyone else just hear the jukebox stop in here?
Friday 18 July 2008, 6:51 pm #magic bellybutton
Who’s going to hold Evil Bill down so I can kick his arse. I have red hair and PMS, I’m ready to rumble!
Friday 18 July 2008, 6:53 pm #The Editor
Everyone’s too busy hiding under the tables to help, MBB.
Friday 18 July 2008, 6:59 pm #magic bellybutton
Cowards.
Friday 18 July 2008, 7:32 pm #Ray Dixon
I know some guys who think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot, but I think she looks like the underside of a moccasin
Well I agree with you on that assessment Wah, but then again, you rate Julie Bishop as tappable!
Friday 18 July 2008, 7:53 pm #keri from her phone
I’ve got him pinned down, MBB. Go for the groin.
Friday 18 July 2008, 8:04 pm #magic bellybutton
Ha! Knew I could count on you Keri. Now, where is Bron? BRON! Bitch, get your arse over here.
Friday 18 July 2008, 8:12 pm #Bruce
It’s not so much the red hair, as the eyes and the skin that make a redhead. That and body hair (which even if light can contrast heavily with untanned pale skin.)
Friday 18 July 2008, 8:31 pm #Bron
I’m here, MB, with my collection of blunt, rusty knives. Oh, or there’s the axe or chainsaw, if you prefer to use one of those.
Friday 18 July 2008, 8:40 pm #Mikey
Maybe he’s in love? It happens.
Love stinks. Yeah yeah.
Friday 18 July 2008, 8:53 pm #magic bellybutton
It’s all good B.
Right, I’ve got my posse. We’re going huntin’.
Friday 18 July 2008, 8:57 pm #Bron
And the mutha fukka is gonna squeal like a pig!
Friday 18 July 2008, 9:04 pm #magic bellybutton
Sweeeeet
Friday 18 July 2008, 11:15 pm #Wah
I like redheads.
Friday 18 July 2008, 11:41 pm #Jack Dorf
Blood Nuts Rool!
Saturday 19 July 2008, 12:05 am #magic bellybutton
I like redheads.
And I like guys with foul mouths
Blood Nuts Rool!
This is more like it. This is the adoration I deserve!
Saturday 19 July 2008, 12:19 am #Bron
Foul mouths? What, guys who wear lipstick or something?
Saturday 19 July 2008, 12:21 am #magic bellybutton
Mouths like chickens.
Saturday 19 July 2008, 12:29 am #keri from her phone
I resigned my membership from the redhead club about two months ago, but i’ve still got a soft spot for fanta pants. I’m in your corner MBB.
Saturday 19 July 2008, 2:13 pm #Bridgit Gread
MBB, does the carpet match the curtains, as males are wont to say?
Saturday 19 July 2008, 2:59 pm #magic bellybutton
Hell yes! Otherwise there would be no point to the
mockoutrage.