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Thursday 7 August 2008, 4:15 pm

John Surname

Categories: Blogosphere, Mundane Blogs, The internet, Them crazy...

Tags: badsatire, mexicans, MichaelCooper

The Editor is going to bust my balls for not writing something longer than 500 words, but we’re not all teachers, and we don’t have the time to sit around all day blogging.

Today, I bring you “How to get raped by a Mexican“, by Michael Cooper, an associate of the website A Western Heart.

In his informative article, he advises us that:

“The first thing to keep in mind is not to feel guilty. By now, at least 96% of the entire U.S. female population has been raped by a Mexican at one point in their lives. So there’s no need to feel ashamed or alone. After all, if you’re a woman (or young toddler) who prides herself on her “open minded cultural diversity” you probably already know that rape is part of the Mexican culture, and to decry it would only make you judgemental.”

Absolutely.

“[A]s sushi is a staple of Japanese culture, rape (and gang rape) is at the core of Mexican culture. Try to remeber this as you grit your teeth while lying on your back on a pile of broken glass.”

That’s, like, OMG, the most hysterical thing I’ve read. Or not.

Sadly, from glancing at the rest of Mr. Cooper’s site, he comes across as yet another low-income white man who bitches aimlessly because of the Lefty scum keeping him down.

Poor guy. He works hard, yet he has nothing. Votes Republican, yet his country is full of Mexicans who are better off than him. Why? It must be the stinkin’ pussy-footed liberals!

It’s hard to believe that some people actually think like this, but it’s okay because it’s satire.

For actual satire click here, or here.

18 Comments

THR (Thursday 7 August 2008, 5:03 pm) #

He really stuck it to our Mexican friends from Colombia.
keri (Thursday 7 August 2008, 5:20 pm) #

Good God.

I had to read that twice before I believed it was real. 96%?

Dude needs some help. Fast.
Bron (Thursday 7 August 2008, 5:30 pm) #

And I don’t get how to decry it makes a woman judgemental.

Dude needs help faster than fast, Keri. If he wasn’t an associate of AWH, I’d have written it off as satire or something.
The Editor (Thursday 7 August 2008, 5:33 pm) #

Don’t go whoring your other blog on this one, Surname. No matter how funny the articles are that you’re linking to.
Ant Rogenous (Thursday 7 August 2008, 6:37 pm) #

You know, the only truly funny thing on that abortion of a website is Tiberius’s teary-eyed, flagpole-fellating paean to the U S of A — or his Contiki tour thereof — on the fourth of July. It’s revoltingly sentimental, unintentionally hilarious stuff. Highly recommended.
Bridgit Gread (Thursday 7 August 2008, 7:11 pm) #

The Editor is going to bust my balls for not writing something longer than 500 words, but we’re not all teachers, and we don’t have the time to sit around all day blogging.

Too right. Even us journalists don’t have the time to sit around all day blogging.
Ant Rogenous (Thursday 7 August 2008, 7:15 pm) #

Adrian Blot does.
Wah (Thursday 7 August 2008, 7:24 pm) #

They tukka ar jarbs!
Ant Rogenous (Thursday 7 August 2008, 7:33 pm) #

Tik-ka tcherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb!!1!11!
brokenleftleg (Thursday 7 August 2008, 7:47 pm) #

And the tukka arrrr women too.
Mikey (Thursday 7 August 2008, 9:26 pm) #

I hate it when I get raped by more than one mexican at the same time. He’s a trooper for posting this.
Toaf (Thursday 7 August 2008, 11:01 pm) #

Ah yes, Tiberius’ mate. Have come across his shite before. Words fail me.
Anna Cleves (Friday 8 August 2008, 9:45 am) #

I thought this whole site was satire.
John Surname (Friday 8 August 2008, 10:13 am) #

Thanks for that article Ant. “I am going to build me a cabin right here.” is among the funniest lines I’ve read.
Suburban Marxist (Friday 8 August 2008, 11:20 am) #

Not ‘help’ Keri and Bron, a bullet.

Sometimes, just sometimes, its okay to let ‘them’ know that the Left is full of hate. For the right people, that is…
Jason (Friday 8 August 2008, 1:01 pm) #

At least he doesn’t swear too much. This blog is the natural home of the barbarian.
Tobias Ziegler (Saturday 9 August 2008, 3:59 pm) #

Bolt is in the process of penning a Batman vs Conan cross-over comic book series.
Tobias Ziegler (Saturday 9 August 2008, 4:16 pm) #

I just spent another 15 minutes reading that web site. Now I feel like I need to bathe in holy water.