Attention Fairfax — this is what happens when you overwork reporters, make sub-editors redundant and then funnel the savings into the hands of miscreants, charlatans and buffoons at the company’s “executive” level:

That’s only the first three paragraphs! And I’ve said nothing about the bowel-twistingly tortured “lightning” puns stinking up the lead.*

David Kirk, Ron Walker and all you other corrupt, myopic, semi-literate corporate-bot arselickers who have played a part in tearing the guts out of a once-fine media organisation (I’m looking at you, Fred Hilmer) — take a bow. 

* Until now.