grodscorp@grods.comFor whom the bowels toll
 | Posted by Bridgit Gread on Wednesday 27 August 2008, 3:54 pm Categories: Food, Life, Things that shit me Tags: foodpoisoning, pegging |
Only just emerged from bed after 36 hours of incapacitation.
Disease: Food poisoning
Source: Asian food (isn’t it always?)
Symptoms: Headache, bloatedness, tear-inducing stomach cramps, explosive diarrhea. Oh, and that charming gas you get from food poisoning where it backs up from your intestines and ushers forth in a foul, gangrenous burp - it feels and smells like you are farting from your mouth.
Prognosis: S(h)it it out and wait.
Peg me now at your own peril…
Wednesday 27 August 2008, 4:11 pm #The Editor
Just when I thought the bar couldn’t be lowered any further at GrodsCorp…
Wednesday 27 August 2008, 4:14 pm #Ant Greadgenous
It’s only been 24 hours since “pegging” was mentioned on this site and it’s already reached Fleshlight-like intensity. I’m heartily sick of it already.
Wednesday 27 August 2008, 4:25 pm #Bridgit Gread
That comment was copyright. My lawyers will be in touch.
Wednesday 27 August 2008, 4:47 pm #skeptic
Bridget, that last comment gave me the shudders.
Nothing personal but … no, wait, it is personal.
Thursday 28 August 2008, 3:52 am #Andy B
Mouthfarts would be pretty awesome.
Thursday 28 August 2008, 2:44 pm #Wah
Sounded like you needed a cork up your arse, not a peg.
Thursday 28 August 2008, 4:40 pm #Bridgit Gread
A heavy-duty car sponge more like, Wah.
Friday 29 August 2008, 10:00 am #Returned Man
Sunday 31 August 2008, 9:32 pm #albi
Food poisoning my arse - you’re pregnant.