Comments on: Last words and actions

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:41:04 +0000

I’m less worried about a black hole than a localised disaster that affects people fewer than 150km away.

By: Toaf

Toaf — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:06:57 +0000

No black hole. Kind of ironic, really.

By: cosmicjester

cosmicjester — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:19:45 +0000

This is the afterlife?
biggest letdown since matrix 2, lets kill us some scientists

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:39:25 +0000

Let’s fuck!

By: Bridgit Gread

Bridgit Gread — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:54:18 +0000

I’m going to have wild sex too. Unless I’m at home alone. Although I could probably still give it a shot then.

By: Toaf

Toaf — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:47:53 +0000

Chuck, he’ll squeal like a real man. While you’re giving him the peg, lean over and whisper in his ear, “absolutely no comparison possible”…

By: Wah

Wah — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:29:40 +0000

Guys after 5pm keep refreshing this web site to see if the Hardon Collider has ruined the earth

http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:51:14 +0000

I’m going to peg Elijah, Toaf. I so need a real man.

By: Toaf

Toaf — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:40:09 +0000

I’m going to make peace with (and perhaps love to) my opponents on the blogging right.

By: michelle

michelle — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:21:57 +0000

Well, considering I’ll still be at work at 5, as per Bron’s request I will be going out while getting completely fucked (over).

Bitter much, Michelle?

Why yes, what makes you say that?

By: Bruce

Bruce — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:11:57 +0000

Sea creature = Plankton

Oooooohhh… What about phytoplankton? Not really a creature.

By: keri

keri — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:46:47 +0000

Bruce – the eating is not par for the course for me. I’m not a fan.

Sea creature = Plankton. See Surnames comment.

By: Bron

Bron — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:45:39 +0000

5pm? OK, I’m rushing to the bathro-…

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:43:38 +0000

It’s going to happen at 5pm EST.

By: Bruce

Bruce — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:41:53 +0000

Or as much sex as I could fit in before I’m eaten by a sea creature or sucked into nothingness. The eating is par for the course and the nothingness is very "la petite mort" and therefore sufficiently French for the occasion. It's the sea creature I don't understand. Godzilla???

By: Bron

Bron — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:31:26 +0000

Hai! Are we all still here?

Yeah. When’s this thing gonna happen? I really am busting to go to the loo now. I wasn’t going to go because I thought, what’s the point? But now it’s gonna kill me before the LHC does.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:09:00 +0000

Hot! BTW, we are having a “End of Teh World” party at work today. If you are near the bottom end of Lt Collins st drop in.

By: cosmicjester

cosmicjester — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:52:13 +0000

ive heard good things about a certain 39 year old stripper Chuck, she might take you down a peg or two though

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:43:03 +0000

I was at least hoping to lose my virginity by the end of the world. C’mon laideez!!

By: Iain Hall

Iain Hall — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:30:49 +0000

ComicJester
I am sick of people impersonating me on differunt websits, but it is easy to tell which is me. Just look for my trademark most excellent prose and sanguine wit.

Jason
Mate you would be welcome at mine but id be worried you’d leave latte glasses everywhere mate!

By: Wah

Wah — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:29:53 +0000

I’d root Fran Drescher! Or have a wank while watching The Nanny DVD box set.

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:28:07 +0000

I am in Queensland at the moment, and I’m trying to think of somewhere elevated nearby that will have a good view of the end of the world. I really need a mountain with an ocean view…

By: cosmicjester

cosmicjester — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:25:25 +0000

i cant even tell the difference between the real and the fake iain hall anymore

By: Iain Hall

Iain Hall — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:23:22 +0000

This post is typical of those gardians of the warminist faith, who, for what ever reason, continue to believe that the wurld will end when decreed by Pastor Gore.

I am famous, in most serious circles, for having a rather dry wit along the lines of most excellent comedians such as Fran “The Nanny” Drescher yet never the less have a fondess for science in all it’s glorious forms.

The problem posed by this masheen is it is created by those scientists who also believe in the lies that are the AGW theory (Yes! John Surname! It is only a theory, like evolution!) which is expounded by rather stupid scientists who don’t read the most excellent websites I do, and also communists like Julia Dehm who want to end capitalism.

I believe what we have here is a masheen designed to end capitalism and conservatism for ever, and I have prof on Landeryou’s site that it is built by the latte left.

Those who believe this masheen will end the world are misguided to say the least.

Aghast, comprades.

By: keri

keri — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:21:20 +0000

Because I’m a predictable nymphomaniac?

By: Bron

Bron — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:19:37 +0000

Why did I just know you were going to say that, Keri? (both points)

By: cosmicjester

cosmicjester — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:17:32 +0000

I lived with a member of the malvern young liberals once, nothing can prepare you for just how unlikeable they are. the only people worse are the unofficial liberal aligned uni clubs, that have a broader church of both racists and sexists.

By: keri

keri — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:17:02 +0000

We know YOU’LL be curled up with a book for fear of bad sex, Bron.

I would indeed be having a lot of sex. Or as much sex as I could fit in before I’m eaten by a sea creature or sucked into nothingness.

By: John Surname

John Surname — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:11:36 +0000

Get out ComicJester. Go and be with Wah, who is also outcasted.

Do you think we expelled Jeremy overseas for no reason? He went to Young Liberals meetings when in Uni!

By: Bron

Bron — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:07:40 +0000

Is anybody going to say they’ll be shagging like crazy on the last day of life? It would seem fitting to end life the same way as it started. (Oh dear, the pro-lifers are going to love that)

By: cosmicjester

cosmicjester — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:03:44 +0000

Hasnt anyone seen Star Trek? If a black hole shows up we will be safely transported either to the Delta Quadrant or 1980’s San Francisco for an amusing adventure involving either whales or evil duplicates of ourselves.

However if i die i must confess i voted Liberal when i was 18, oh the shame

By: Tobias Ziegler

Tobias Ziegler — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:53:36 +0000

I’ll say, “Peter Costello could have prevented this.”

By: John Surname

John Surname — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:50:26 +0000

I did rip it off, and I don’t deny it. But I changed it to plankton.

You see, I reckon Denton knows stuff we don’t. He’s on the inside. I reckon he got a tip off, and his humourous way is trying to warn us about warmongering seafood from beyond the moon.

By: Ilyas Sergeyevich

Ilyas Sergeyevich — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:17:45 +0000

I will enjoy a Glenmorangie (old fashioned) and a Montecristo.

By: silpheed

silpheed — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:17:35 +0000

people are such downers these days. in the 70s, a black hole appearing in the neighbourhood meant a lighthearted romp with anthony perkins and ernest borgnine.

By: albi

albi — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:56:40 +0000

Surname ripped that gag right off the Denton Show. Fucking lame leftists and their plagiarising ways.

By: Almost Always Wrong

Almost Always Wrong — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:51:39 +0000

Really nice bottle of wine, pull the couch outside, some good music, cuban and something good to read and wait for the end. And blame George Junior.

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:01:58 +0000

I’ll blame Teh Left, of course.