Comments on: turnbullfacts.com

By: Zombie Mao

Zombie Mao — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:21:29 +0000

piping shrike has Turnbull nailed:

“Turnbull: A poor man’s Hewson”

By: malcolmforpm

malcolmforpm — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:54:22 +0000

please mal make bronywn bishop or tony abbott shadow treasurer.

Tony Abbot i am afraid has an awful habit of asking for divine intervention whenever the books dont balance. He isnt a clever boy like me, i learnt some better accounting tricks whilst on the board of HiH ;)

bronywn bishop, now there is one classy lass, i prefer her in veterants affairs though. few of the old vets bother complaining when they know they have to deal with her

By: confessions

confessions — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:50:11 +0000

“Labor won’t have to lift a finger to destroy Turnbull’s leadership, I have a feeling the Libs will do it for them.”

please mal make bronywn bishop or tony abbott shadow treasurer. :-o)

By: Dam Buster of Preston

Dam Buster of Preston — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:26:08 +0000

LOL Wah – gold.

By: Skeptic

Skeptic — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:11:48 +0000

Oh very good Wah, bravo.

By: Wah

Wah — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:04:34 +0000

Probably because they can’t stand the fact that 1, 5 and 10 are “Arabic” numerals.

By: Skeptic

Skeptic — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:00:11 +0000

Why does Blair use Roman numerals for his updates? Why is he such an elitist? What is it with the right and their love of I's, V's and X's???

By: Wah

Wah — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:28:36 +0000

Of course he wouldn’t name Grods with the link.

Notice how many of Timmeh’s deciples don’t like Turnbull?

Labor won’t have to lift a finger to destroy Turnbull’s leadership, I have a feeling the Libs will do it for them.

By: confessions

confessions — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:19:02 +0000

timmy has linked to this post in his blog today. cue the howling shrieking monkeys…..

By: Wah

Wah — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:30:38 +0000

The site is not up yet, but some facts about Turnbull include

- He is allergic to the working class
- He roams around the outback foraging for dingoes
- He appears on high value stamps in New Caledonia
- His breath smells of new $50 notes
- He sleeps upside down like a bat
- He is scared of pensioners
- He names all his potted plants Steve
- His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
- He once threw a microwave oven at a tramp
- That long before anyone else, he realised that Pauline Hanson was a racist, bitch-faced waste of blood & organs
- He has named every blade of grass around Parliament House.
- He has won an olympic gold medal for eating the most soggy Wheat Bix in a bowl
- He counted to infinity… and back again
- He thinks that the credit crunch is a type of breakfast cereal
- He has a tattoo of his face, on his face
- He is what Willis was talking about

Apologies to The Stig http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Stig