GroupThinkFC is gearing up for its last match of the season tonight, and it’s going to be a fierce battle to avoid the wooden spoon. Remember the team of aggressive emo mongs that we (um, everyone except me, that is) defeated several weeks ago? Well, they’re our adversaries this evening and everything’s at stake.

It’s a bottom-of-the-table battle for ultimate mong status

Only three points separate Target Practice and GroupthinkFC on the table and the winner tonight will walk away with four points. So in a nutshell: a loss tonight will force all members of GroupThinkFC to commit seppuku which, besides from creating a bloody awful mess on court four of the sports centre, will leave Bron, Bridgit and John in charge of GrodsCorp, and put Anonymous Lefty into permanent hibernation.

Actually, when you think about it that may not be such a bad thing.