On the other hand, I hope American “undecideds” are smart enough to get pissed off with the lack of an answer to a question. “Just answer the fucking question!”, they should be yelling.

You’re lucky you didn’t take your shots when Biden used the word ‘maverick’. In aswering just one question he managed to employ it nine times – that’s 50% more than Palin did for the entire debate.

Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she’s a new low in reptilian villainy, the ultimate cynical masterwork of puppeteers like Karl Rove. But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power.

Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she’s the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV -and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation.

And finally, new rule: You can’t be President if you practice a violent, Middle Eastern religion and worship a genocidal desert god. Which is why Sarah Palin can’t be President. Now all the churches that Sarah Palin has attended, and she’s been to almost as many churches as she has colleges, have one thing in common: a belief that the Bible is literally true. She’s not “Country First”, she’s “Bible First”. And not just the New Testament. That’s the happy half of the book: the baby in the manger, Jesus doing magic tricks, long romantic walks on the water that turn into fishing trips with the guys and a generally positive message. Jesus, after all, preached love and forgiveness, not shooting wolves from an airplane.

The problem is Gov. Avon Lady, she takes the Old Testament literally too, and in that one, God is an insecure, rage-filled hybrid of Bobby Knight and Suge Knight. He’s been alive forever and He has anger issues. He’s like John McCain if John McCain could fart hail. He’s pro-slavery, pro-polygamy and homophobic and he’ll kill you for masturbating. More people get stoned in the Old Testament than in my Jacuzzi. That’s what I have to tell you guys… If there was a video of Barack Obama standing in front of his congregation being healed by a black witch doctor, this election would be over.

But there is that video of Sarah Palin.

Michelle, LOL! I can imagine Sarah’s head coming into Putin’s airspace and him, trembling with fear, reaching for the bottle!

I’d rather stick my dick in a cactus hollow on the off chance there might be a warm snake inside.

has timmeh seen tina fey? hot, smart and funny. mccain would have been better off picking her as a running mate

Maybe her daughter could enter a pregnant teen beauty competition…

Jesus-fucking-Christ, that’s just unbelievable.

Kids these days. Chuch.

“UPDATE. The Palin/Biden SNL debate. Palin wins again, but it’s surprising how much less hot Tina Fey is than the Alaskan governor. Also, Queen Latifa is an excellent debate moderator.”

from Timmeh’s website. Again with the fat jokes.