grodscorp@grods.comOne of the most disgusting things I’ll ever see in a train station
 | Posted by Bron on Monday 6 October 2008, 10:03 pm Categories: Freaks, Public transport, Sydney, Weird shit Tags: DisgustingCouples, ThingsIDon'tWantToSee |
The other evening, waiting for my train at Central Railway Station, I happened to glance over my shoulder and saw this woman looking over the bowed, bald head of her partner .
Ouch, I thought, he must’ve scratched his bonce or something. Nice of her to check on it… Oh wait, what’s she doing?
Moving one step sideways for a better look, I realised with sudden horror that she was, in fact, trying to pop a pimple on his pastule ridden cranium.
Ergh.
Monday 6 October 2008, 10:15 pm #michelle
But then you got home, saw the Matthew McConaughey ad, and all was good.
Monday 6 October 2008, 10:19 pm #Bron
Yes. Yes, you’re right, Michelle. That certainly was a sight for sickened eyes.
Monday 6 October 2008, 10:25 pm #Wah
What are they barbary apes?!!! Sick bastards.
Did she also pick nits off his hairy back and eat them? Do they go home and throw faeces at each other?
Monday 6 October 2008, 11:27 pm #confessions
ick. thats a head job i’ll never do.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 2:32 am #Andy B
Public transport is full of classy people.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 2:33 am #Andy B
… which is why I never go near it. Ever.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 5:46 am #Bridgit Gread
Yep. I never catch a train, too many unwashed plebs. I much prefer going to work in my carbon monoxide- and CO2-belching 4WD, calling in on the way to by a soy latte and a copy of The Age.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 11:41 am #Bron
I’m going to request a limo and chauffeur from now on.
This morning, the girl next to me kept picking her nose.
And eating it.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 12:01 pm #Ant Rogenous
Count yourself lucky this woman’s partner didn’t have an ingrown anal hair, Bron.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 1:19 pm #michelle
Bron, you really need to start catching different transport. Or take your camera.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 1:50 pm #LuLi
I had someone sneeze on the back of my neck in a bus once. Its one of those things I wish I’d forgotten for good, thanks for reminding me Bron. *shiver*
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 2:41 pm #Keri
My best mate did that at the football once.
And because I was laughing so hard, I spilled my beer all over the gentleman sitting next to the poor snot-covered bastard.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 3:34 pm #Jason
Count yourself lucky this woman’s partner didn’t have an ingrown anal hair, Bron.
Ant, that’s twice in two days that you’ve made the bile rise in my throat. Quit it.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 4:25 pm #JT
Ahhhh, Love………..
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 4:37 pm #Bridgit Gread
I saw this on the Internets last week and it reminded me of one of Ant’s coarse but funny sex-ed stories:
I was 12 or so when my best friend told me that it was the sensation of a woman’s pubes rubbing against your cock that made you jizz. And that’s why I spent at least an hour sitting in the bathroom rubbing my bell-end raw with a toothbrush. It didn’t work. To my eternal shame, it was my sister’s toothbrush… which I guiltlessly placed back on the sink after giving up.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 6:09 pm #Ant Rogenous
He had me at “bell-end”.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 6:50 pm #Bron
Ant, I’m with Jason on this: QUIT IT! You’re making me wanna throw up, you sick, sick man.
Michelle: sure, I’ll take my camera and next time a chick picks her nose I’ll stop her and say, “Excuse me, before you eat that, can I take a photo? It’s for a bunch of people on some irrelevant blog who revel in this sort of thing. Hold it right there… move it closer to your mouth as if you’re about to eat it… that’s it! Hold it! There. Thanks very much for your time. Here’s my card.”
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 7:20 pm #Keri
Bron, that’s exactly what you should do.
Tuesday 7 October 2008, 7:52 pm #Bridgit Gread
The most surprising part of that scenario is that Bron has a card.