Some idiot in Sydney got busted by his employer for taking a sickie after a night on the piss. And if there is one thing I’ve learned from the far right, it’s that every person’s behaviour can be linked to his political leanings. So what is this guy’s excuse?

I thought the Liberals were, like, totally into working hard and everything. If I were a weaker man I’d blame his laziness and irresponsibilty on his political leanings, but that would be stupid now, wouldn’t it?