Comments on: Any way they come

By: Bridgit Gread

Bridgit Gread — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:32:00 +0000

My mistake. I’d hate to think that there might actually be a ‘GrodsThink FC’ somewhere out there, being cruelly slandered by comparison.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:08:17 +0000

That’s GroupThink F.C., Bridgit. I think it’s undeniable that we’ve earned the right to have our real name used when we’re being contemptuously mocked for our incredible shitness.

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:17:29 +0000

No, seriously. The top four sides play in the finals. We’ve beaten Target Practice 14-1 in our only clash, and the Purple Cobras and Mokbel United are new teams — and I don’t imagine Mokbel United will be able to play very well with crooked hairpieces and half a kilo of cocaine up each of their arseholes.

By: Bron

Bron — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:49:24 +0000

Sorry, I meant to say, ME TOO!

GO GROUPTHINK FC!!!1!!

By: Bron

Bron — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:48:56 +0000

I don’t.

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:44:55 +0000

I feel a finals berth in my waters.

By: Toaf

Toaf — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:59:59 +0000

Well done, fellas. I hope you all ran about the field like maniacs, hugging each other, lifting shirts (ahem), sniffing the white lines, punching the air, and so on. A win is a fucking win.

This could be the season, Grods!

Here we go, here we go, here we go!

By: Bridgit Gread

Bridgit Gread — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:57:06 +0000

How much is the team registration? I’m gonna send ‘Midget In A Bikini’ a cheque in an envelope ASAP.

No fucking way can we have Grodsthink FC winning matches, whatever the reason; it unbalances the laws of nature.

By: Mondo Rock

Mondo Rock — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:51:47 +0000

At least you managed to . . . um, well, your gamesmanship was clearly . . . yeah, but at least you probably looked really . . .

Bugger it. You suck balls.

Chocolate, salty balls.

By: Keri

Keri — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:24:08 +0000

We got to the Grand Final in my second season playing indoor soccer – two weeks after I totally fucked my ankle.

I was so jibbed.

By: Savvas Tzionis

Savvas Tzionis — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:06:49 +0000

Never stress…it took me 18 years to finally win a Grand Final of Indoor Soccer!!!!

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:50:10 +0000

Incidentally, that midget last night was wearing a one-piece swimsuit. Unfinancial and a liar!

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:48:31 +0000

I’m blunting my craft scissors as we speak. The irritated skin on my wrists is going to be so bad this time, my mum will be sure to notice my angst.

By: Scott

Scott — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:40:54 +0000

You know the best part? Ant’s unavailable the week we play them. Suck shit, Rogenous.

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:39:54 +0000

I can’t believe Target Practice are back for more. Emos eh?

By: Zombie Mao

Zombie Mao — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:37:32 +0000

Now if the other teams don’t pay their bills, you shall be champions!

Huzzah for capitalism.

By: Bron

Bron — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:55:07 +0000

Great win, Groupthink FC!

Well, sort of.

By: A.J

A.J — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:28:55 +0000

Oh, and ‘Purple Cobras’ is a reference to Ben Stiller’s Globo Gym team in the film ‘Dodgeball’.

By: Nic

Nic — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:20:38 +0000

You played Midget In A Bikini, lost 10-3 but because they are unfinancial, the league imposes an automatic 8-0 win to you. I assume that is why your % isn’t represented. The other results in the first round were Mokbel 5 Weezers 9 and Target Practice 2 Cobras 9.