Remember the bunch of pathetic Emos that facilitated GroupThinkFC’s only win last season? And remember how we were scheduled to fight them for the wooden spoon in the final round but they got scared and didn’t show up? Well, tonight sees the highly anticipated rematch between GroupThinkFC and Target Practice, and this time it’s personal. But a win is not at all a foregone conclusion for two reasons:

1) Champion goalkeeper Ant Rogenous isn’t playing due to “other commitments”, whatever that means; and

2) I’m playing, and I’ve missed every GTFC victory due to “other commitments” or injury, causing my teammates to wonder aloud if my presence at matches is a bad omen.

Place yer bets in comments and wish us luck. Match report later.

UPDATE: A glorious GroupThinkFC victory: 8-7. Suck shit, Emos.