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It’s been a long time between Fleshlights here at GrodsCorp, but how can we ignore this?
A MAN caught by police with his penis in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.
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They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”.
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Wanna make one for yourself at home?
Thursday 20 November 2008, 10:03 am #Keri
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Anyone else thinking in the context of this story that’s a little disturbing?
Thursday 20 November 2008, 10:06 am #Wah
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Imagine what McGiver could make with all that.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 10:15 am #Keri
Isn’t that what Jack Bauer is constructed from?
Thursday 20 November 2008, 10:44 am #Jayne
Stockings? Not pantihose?
Where were the garters? What colour? Fishnets perhaps? Did he choose anti-static ?
If the Jack Russell is finished with them, can I have them for my tomato stakes…? :P
Thursday 20 November 2008, 10:57 am #John Surname
His name is Keith?
Could it be…?
Thursday 20 November 2008, 11:08 am #Sparkle
A 750mm jar of pasta sauce seems terribly small for serious DIY pleasuring.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 11:27 am #John Surname
That guy must have been a leftist, then.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 11:51 am #Ross Sharp
There must be easier ways to crush nuts for pesto.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 12:47 pm #Ant Rogenous
He was allegedly wearing the Dolmio grin when he was caught.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 12:58 pm #Bron
Gold, Ant!
Thursday 20 November 2008, 1:23 pm #Jason
I feel like frigging tonight, like frigging tonight.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 3:30 pm #Taztigger
“Pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling.”
With Jack Russell terrier in women’s stockings?
Thursday 20 November 2008, 4:47 pm #Jason
By the way, that video - wrong, wrong, wrong. The bit at the end where he mimes using it is the last straw.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 5:48 pm #Domino
oo kinky
Thursday 20 November 2008, 6:02 pm #Private 'Baldrick' Tom
“A 750mm jar of pasta sauce seems terribly small for serious DIY pleasuring.”
“That guy must have been a leftist, then.”
Nah, it was Elijah. He was practicing-getting ready to lube up the shotgun for some manly fleshlight fun.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 8:14 pm #Reuben
Must have been a very tight jar…ugh…I’m confusing myself now.
Thursday 20 November 2008, 9:20 pm #Suburban Marxist
I really, really didn’t need to see that as the last thing before I go to bed…