Matthew Hayden

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 13 September 2005
Categories: Un-Australian of the year  

* His protruding forehead suggests that he is either under-evolved or over-evolved. GrodsCorp reckons the former.

* The Editor could score 400 vs. Zimbabwe.

* He once told The Catholic Weekly Online:

“When I’m in trouble it’s always something to think about. I ask myself 'what would Christ be doing in this situation?'”

Christ would be scoring runs and catching balls.

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