Nominations are closed and now it’s time for you to choose who you think is the 2009 GrodsCorp unAustralian Of The Year. The candidates:

Gerry Harvey
“For services to unsympathetic rich people who think the poor are lazy bums who should get off their arses/be turned into glue.” — Jeremy Sear

“…quite content to see those same poor buggers he despises, spending the Rudd Fiscal Insult on electrical and household goods at stores under his franchising aegis.” — The Irreverent Mr Black

“…twat.” — Skeptic

“There wouldn’t be anyone in Australia who has benefited more from the ‘baby bonus’ than Gerry Harvey and his junk-filled, soulless bazaar-barns.” — Bridgit Gread

Baz Luhrmann
“…for being audacious enough to think he can sum our country up in one long-winded cinematic effort, while managing to secure millions in government funding on the premise that people will want to travel the across world to see a harsh country at war that treats its indigenous people like shit.” — Wah

Fred Nile
“…for not wanting to see tits out on the beach.” — Mikey

Andrew Bolt
“…for services to the export industries of coal, aluminium, woodchips and hypocrisy.” — Alister

“…for accusing people who believe in the theory of AGW as somehow being pro-infanticide.” — cosmicjester

Robert Doyle
“…for turning a noun (bogan) into a verb, as in ‘bogan it up at home’.” — Skeptic

“…for winding back the urban-planning clock to the sixties (where, presumably, he got his lobotomy). A class ‘A’ retard whose own supporters (the RACV) don’t like his plan to turn Swanston Street into a mini Hoddle Street.” — Reuben

Jeff Kennett
“…for being head of Beyond Blue while building pokies as president of Hawthorn and supporting the decision of a football club that fired a trainer because they found out he was gay (and talked about him like he was a pedophile).” — MD43

“Jeff Kennett has a life nomination anyway, for services to dog-acts and inhumanity in Melbourne and rural Victoria.” — Bridgit Gread

Stephen Conroy
“…for pushing Labor’s internet filtering scheme and making it mandatory for all internet users.” — weez

Scott
“…for suggesting a dead Australian’s open-mouthed lip-licking tour de force isn’t worthy of a Golden Globe, an Oscar or even a trifling gong like the Nobel Peace Prize.” — Ant Rogenous

Worthy recipients all, but unfortunately only one can win. Have at it. Voting closes at 5pm on 24 January.