Comments on: SCOOP: B. Hussein Obama and Porky Gore are swine

By: Bin Laden

Bin Laden — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 02:10:25 +0000

Fuck you Darryl.

Mother Nature’s War On Humans is ramping up, so we must punish this brutal old hag now, and show her no quarter. Concrete her rainforests, damn her wilderness rivers, squish her precious frogs and eat all of her rarest species.

First RILF’s now this? Your a kooky guy.

By: John Surname

John Surname — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:34:26 +0000

The Andrew Bolt twitter has been wrestling with these theories for 2 days now. Swine flu is definitely the fault of the Left.

By: Ross Sharp

Ross Sharp — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:35:34 +0000

There’s fluoride in the water?!?

Those sneaky cunts.

By: sneakers

sneakers — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:25:16 +0000

I agree with Wah. What is it with the right and conspiracy theories?

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:35:30 +0000

I don’t know if we’d have 1,000 “little fuckers” to behead, Wah. Did they have a ‘dwarf head count’ in the last census, or were they overlooked?

By: Wah

Wah — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:53:10 +0000

I’m with you Darryl.
I reckon Bin Laden is dead. It’s in the USA’s interest to make everyone think he’s alive to sustain support for the War on Terror.

With your last point, can we substitute the koalas with dwarfs?

By: Darryl Mason

Darryl Mason — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:19:29 +0000

BTW – Surely the Blairians and Boltoids must be frantically searching for the first Pagan Green Islamist Green Socialist Nazi Green Lefty who will utter some fuckwittery about how millions dying in a Mother Nature-approved pandemic is a actually a positive in the fight against global warming?

Be the first!

By: Darryl Mason

Darryl Mason — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:51:57 +0000

Bin Laden is dead and Mother Nature is history’s greatest terrorist.

It took us the whole of the 20th century and a lot of ingenuity and effort to kill 100 million people in our wars. Mother Nature can beat that with a string of earthquakes, a volcanic eruption, a tsunami or two and a solid global pandemic (as in 1918).

Mother Nature’s War On Humans is ramping up, so we must punish this brutal old hag now, and show her no quarter. Concrete her rainforests, damn her wilderness rivers, squish her precious frogs and eat all of her rarest species.

If She kills 100 Australians with her pig shit virus, we behead one thousand koalas. If She wipes out one thousand of us in revenge, we harpoon 10,000 whales. The big ones first.

My new anti-nature resistance is called Humans Against The Rest (HATeR).

Who’s with me?

By: Wah

Wah — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:22:06 +0000

When I was in South Africa I met a 19 year old woman who said: “AIDS is God’s way of keeping the kaffir population down.”

The only difference between that racist bitch and these fuckwits is she had awesome tits.

And anyway, I thought it was us humourless, hateful lefties who did conspiracy theories.

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:39:51 +0000

Shut up, Private Tom. First warning for pointing out the obvious.

By: Private 'Baldrick' Tom

Private 'Baldrick' Tom — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:38:01 +0000

“You heard it here first.”

Is that first or second, given that it’s more of a cross-post?

By: Spock...

Spock... — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:30:41 +0000

And it’s only a matter of time before Bob Brown and the teh gays bring it to Australia in an insidious plot to hold the heterosexual population to ransom and force heterosexual men to marry satanic homos and cause the break down of society through the break down of the family.

That’s right.. Teh gays are in on this too…

By: Suburban Marxist

Suburban Marxist — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 10:41:44 +0000

“…the New World Order…”

I wondered when the far Right would get sick of Islam and revert to their old anti-semitic obsessions…

By: zoot

zoot — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:32:41 +0000

Oh fuck! Hand me the tinfoil.

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:02:06 +0000

Are we sure that AWH isn’t just an anagram for …. ?

By: Bron

Bron — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:00:03 +0000

Are we sure that AWH isn’t just a parody?

By: Toaf

Toaf — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:24:40 +0000

Aurora’s been outdone!

By: couchy

couchy — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:49:10 +0000

Well you can hardly blame the Gubbermint

By: confessions

confessions — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:44:27 +0000

I’m still waiting for australians to pick up on the latest far-right meme from the US: that the mexican guy in the audience who shook obama’s hand on his recent trip died from swine flu 5 days later, therefore it’s obama to blame for the epidemic reaching the US.

i read it this morning but can’t remember where, when it surfaces again i’ll post it here – total fucking crackpot who wrote it.

By: Reuben

Reuben — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:33:23 +0000

Insiders at Sanitarium’s Nutmeat Institute inform me that they’ll be shutting down soon…due to the same ruling elite. Apparently it was either that or they add fluoride to Nutmeat – but that would mean spoiling its subtly delicious taste.