Ladies and gentlemen, the revolution is over. Random Brainwave, formerly owned and operated by John Surname, is now in the control of Chuck A. Spear after a hostile takeover. 11 of the 15 posts currently on the front page were written by Chuck and are brilliant examples of cutting satire, while the remaining four by Surname are all complete shit.

I mean, Chuck wrote a piss-funny cat blogging post and Surname responded with a piss-poor cat blogging post; Chuck wrote a post that had a piss-funny photo of a man photocopying his head and Surname responded with a post that had a piss-poor embedded YouTube video. Give it up, John. You’ve been outclassed.

So now that you’ve achieved total victory at RB, Chuck, come and write for GrodsCorp. You’re better than that place.