If Ukraine want to avoid losing 4-0 in the future they’ve gotta get themselves some better and brighter looking players than these guys who display every facial expression in the spectrum between the first sip of vodka at night and the worst peak of the next day’s hangover.
![]() one vodka |
![]() four vodkas |
![]() seven vodkas |
![]() ten vodkas |
![]() 7am next day |
![]() 2pm next day at World Cup match vs. Spain |
And this guy’s a model, not a football player:

UPDATE 16/6: And why is Billybob’s mate Peter “GiraffeMan” Crouch so grumpy and/or constipated?








Saturday 17 June 2006, 1:20 am #jLo
Ed, this is pure gold.
And apparently Crikey thinks so too. You’re famous!