For the first time ever in the history of the tabloidverse, a world news story about foreign people and politics has topped the most-viewed list on the Herald Sun website, despite being buried on page 60 of the physical newspaper behind the deaths notices.

GrodsCorp can confirm that the coach of the Richmond Tigers AFL club, Terry Wallace, is safe and unhurt. GrodsCorp can also confirm that seven out of ten Herald Sun readers still can’t find Sri Lanka on a map.

(Thanks to reader Dam Buster of Preston.)