• …you put on your trousers and one end of the drawstring has slipped into the waist area and you can’t fish it out and your trousers are then too loose and the other end of the drawstring is flapping around all day?
• …there’s nothing to watch on daytime TV because you’re home with the flu so you end up watching Dr Phil and The View then regret it?
• …people expectorate on the footpath and you can’t help but notice the big puddle of sputum with all its bubbles and greenish slimy texture?
• …you open Grods and there’s a post titled “Bronwyn’s hypocrisy” and you immediately wonder why Scott’s sold you out (or me, in this case)?
• …your head’s been full of snot and flu for the past two weeks so how will you know if you’ve got swine flu?
• …you’re so bored that you end up making whiney posts that people will regret reading?

Additional:

• …you post your post then see several mistakes and keep updating repeatedly?