Melbourne: World slapfight capital
Posted by Scott on Tuesday 16 January 2007, 10:43 am Categories: Melbourne, Sport Tags: AustralianOpen, GirlyMan, RacialTensions, SlapFight, tennis |

Melbourne has become the laughing stock of the world after the best racial brawl it could manage at a major sporting event was nothing more that a girly-man slapfight. In response to criticism about their lack of manliness the Croatian and Serbian populations of Melbourne have promised the “water pistol fight to end all water pistol fights” in the coming days to restore Melbourne’s international reputation as a town of real fighters.

Wednesday 31 January 2007, 10:37 am #Iain Hall
Congratulations on getting Grods back Up!!!
I look forwards to the post full of piss and vinegar about how crappy your server has been.:)
Best wishes
Iain
Wednesday 31 January 2007, 6:12 pm #The Editor
Post is now duly posted…