It’s raining, it’s pouring in Melbourne. Global warming has been definitively debunked.

I guess the wingnuts were right all along: Al Gore is a fatty boombalada.

Al Gore made a telephone call to his friend in Denver on Sunday causing a snowstorm to move in and block roads.

Last night on the telly Jeremy Clarkson drove an SUV to the north pole on the frozen sea, saw a couple of polar bears and did not fall through the ice.

Today in Melbourne the temperature will only reach 24 degrees in the middle of summer.

Taken together, these three events logically signify the final demolition of the human-induced global warming theory. Let’s all buy a top fuel dragster!

The Editor notes: I have been nominated as Tim Blair for the day by Broken Left Leg. BLL’s instructions dictate that I pass the baton to a blogger that will be Tim Blair for tomorrow. I tag Jeremy. Of course.

A new tactic from Andrew Bolt in his ongoing campaign to disprove human-induced climate change: call Al Gore fat.

Reader Babs wants Al Gore to offer the offsets that will really benefit humanity:

I’m waiting for someone… ANYONE… to come up with a Calorie Offset programme. If it works the same as “Carbon Offsetting”, just think. I can eat whatever I like but as long as I hand over cash, I’ll never put on weight!

Two points:

1) This is the kind of informed, intellectual commentary that makes Andrew Bolt such a respected member of the journalism profession; and

2) How long before Timmeh Blair adopts the same tactic as part of Andy and Timmeh’s ongoing groupthink campaign?