Ant Rogenous: Do you want to have sex?

E Rogenous: No.

Pwned.

Ant Rogenous’ Gmail chat status this afternoon raises more questions than it answers.

Theories in comments.

Glorious Ant Rogenous brings glory to this glorious team strip

So I’m in Ant Rogenous’ car yesterday on the way to our latest GroupThinkFC defeat, when I ask him about the emergency replacement he’d organised for Billybob (who is an emergency replacement for Jeremy.)

Editor: What’s this guy’s name then?

Rogenous: Trevor*

Editor: Is he any good?

Rogenous: He’s a bit like you — good cardiovascular, can run. He’s fit but…

Editor: Shit?

Rogenous: Um…

Editor: It’s okay. They’re my words, not yours.

Rogenous: Well then, yes.

And then at the end of the game the referee came up to Ant — who is GTFC’s goalkeeper — and said, “Good work, mate. If you’d had more support from your team there you might’ve won.”

Bastard.

But in the sweetest of ironies I scored a goal last night while Rogenous scored a yellow card for calling this complete cockhead on the other team with spray-on shorts a “cockhead”. Karma.

* May not be genuine name

Regulars will remember the hilarious childhood reminiscing of Ant Rogenous on the subject of sex education. Now look at how those canny Scots do sex ed – it’s only a couple of rungs above the beans-in-spoof meme. The wee talking booky thing is hilarious and the ’Ask Jill and Willy’ pages address pressing questions like “I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?”

On behalf of the GrodsTeam and the GrodsCommunity I’d like to wish Ant Rogenous a big ol’ happy 32nd birthday. It must be tough to feel one’s years flying by and know that one’s life is rapidly nearing its conclusion, but I’m sure that Our Ant will cope with the feeling of dread brought on by a whole day of reminders about his old age like the big girl’s blouse that he is.

Congratulations, Mr Rogenous!

Ant Rogenous opening the GrodsTeam’s birthday present (Original photo credit: E Rogenous)

Krypto is worried that you won’t find your tags over at Dante’s Inferno.

OK I tag Ant Rogenous, Wah and Ray Dixon

Good luck finding your tags on this internet outpost guys, they’d be easier to find if I hid them up an arctic-bound polar bear’s arse.

Well, now you’ve found them.

Receiving a promotion (demotion?) from GrodsReader to GrodsTeamMember is Ant Rogenous who will join John Surname, Bridgit Gread and I in writing for Australia’s bluest-and-orangest blog.

Welcome, Ant!