MK has finally opened up to the bloggers of the nation, and we should applaud him for it.

Those crazy kids over at the incestuous A Western Heart/ Crusader Rabbit/ MK’s Views interweb of shame love denigrating “leftists” by accusing them of singing Kumbaya instead of taking real action (like shooting bad guys and resisting equality for women.) In fact, MK dropped the insult just this morning. So I did a quick Google and found that “Kumbaya” appears 61 times on AWH, 378 times on Crusader Rabbit, and 75 times on MK’s Views — a whopping 514 times in total. This strikes me as odd since I’m a bit of a lefty and I’ve never once sung Kumbaya since leaving the Scouts.

Inspired, I searched around and found a few other interesting facts that I’d like to share with you.

* “Gaia” appears on Andrew Bolt’s blog 561 times.
* “Pernicious” appears on a nameless bog of shame 157 times.
* “Latte” appears on Australia’s leading blue-and-orange-blog-that-starts-with-’G’ 157 times.

Have you found any interesting Google themes? Leave a link in comments.

Dickhead par excellence KG has posted the following comment at A Western Heart in response to the news that woman of Somali descent stabbed two pilots on a New Zealand domestic flight today:

Seems to me that since this woman stabbed the pilots in mid-air, the intention may have been to bring down the aircraft, not hijack it. And I’ve just been talking to someone who met the woman a while ago at Blenheim hospital–apparently she was wearing a hiijab at that time and had a very hostile attitude.

Draw you own conclusions……

Why thank you KG, I might just do that: YOU’RE A FUCKING WANKER.

Here’s an experiment: pop into the AWH comment thread, where resident retard “Crow” has already said:

A Somali? Engaging in violent activity? That’s unheard of!

and suggest that every time an American goes postal and shoots up a school or shopping centre, it’s a clear indication that there’s something culturally wrong in the USA. 

See how long it’ll take for:

a) Your comment to be deleted
b) Your comment to be edited to make it look like you’re gay
c) The AWH nutters to accuse you of being a terrorist supporter/ally.

Honestly, I don’t know why I keep reading that site.

UPDATE: Actually, yes I do: it’s for the same reason I’m compelled to look at my turds before I flush them.

UPDATE 2: Krypto took the challenge and posted this, at 12.26pm:

It took just one hour and 20 minutes for the post to be deleted.

A challenge has been issued to A Western Heart’s adorably rabid hall monitor, MK:

And for those of you who have ever wondered what MK looks like, here’s an artist’s* impression of Australia’s most uninteligible bachelor hard at work, bringing his unique brand of delightfully ignorant bigotry to a world in desperate crisis.

* Bullshit artist

Gun-totin’, mooslim-hatin’ blogger KG — last seen barely able to contain his excitement while talkin’ submarines with some ball-shrivellingly heterosexual right-wingers — has lovingly posted pictures of the following vehicle at Crusader Rabbit:

Honestly, KG, just get it over with and blow one. You’ll feel a whole lot better for it.

Sensational proof that Crusader Rabbit’s delightful right-wing blogger KG isn’t quite the uncompromising militarist he’d have us believe:

I would’ve thought they’d work better with bullets and shells and stuff.

GrodsReader Tony T. has taken up the KG Photoshop Challenge and produced this cracker.

There is nothing — I repeat, nothing — even remotely homoerotic about a bunch of fellas sitting around talkin’ submarines.

After all, submarines are the least phallic of all the machinery of war.

GrodsReader Craigy has taken up the KG photoshop challenge and submitted this beauty.

GrodsReader Ant Rogenous has done some brilliant photoshopping with the picture of A Western Heart’s KG, as revealed on GrodsCorp a few days ago.

Anyone else care to have a crack? The original’s here.

The recent fun that John Surname and I have been enjoying over at A Western Heart continues unabated. Despite our Haloscan bans we still seem to be able to post inflammatory comments. Here’s one I prepared this morning (the comment’s since been deleted, of course.)

And here’s MK getting angry at John Surname for daring to, you know, comment on a blog.

what you and your boyfriends get up to at your blogs is your business, i really don’t care, because that’s all bottom-feeding fools like you can do, snipe and whine. Knock yourselves out, there. Oh and it’s not a threat moron, you keep posting crap, we’ll keep kicking it to the kerb.
MK

The whole stupid thing reminds me of an exchange I had with A Western Heart contributor KG at another blog in April ‘07. He done got sooky and tried to threaten me, failing dismally.

The Editor said, on April 11th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Wow! Another blog victory for [blogger’s name deleted] and his merry band of brothers. Youse guys are, like, the best.

kg said, on April 11th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
yeah, and look what he left behind–he must have taken a dump while nobody was looking….

kg said, on April 11th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
heh! And Milton must be so proud to have The Editor as a resident. ;-)

Not a close neighbour of yours I hope, [blogger’s name deleted]!

The Editor said, on April 11th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
I see what you’re doing there, kg. You’ve done a whois search on my IP address and casually mentioned the suburb that is registered to that IP address as a sort of attempt at low level intimidation.

kg said, on April 11th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I did? It is?

One thing I can state categorically–I did NOT do a whois search on your IP address. It wasn’t necessary for me t

have a nice day. :-)

PKD said, on April 11th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I did NOT do a whois search on your IP address

So how did you know he lived in Milton?

The Editor said, on April 11th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
One thing I can state categorically–I did NOT do a whois search on your IP address. It wasn’t necessary for me to.

One thing that I can state categorically is that even a cursory read of my website would reveal that I do not live in Milton. Not even the same state.

Idiot.

(ps/- Any attempt to “reveal” any other of my personal details will only reveal you to be more of an idiot. They’re all on the net. Most on my own website. None are hidden.)

kg said, on April 11th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
well, there ya go–it couldn’t have been “an attenpt at low-level intimidation” then, could it?

kg said, on April 11th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
PKD–from “information recieved” as they say.
Said information was perhaps incomplete.

Those AWH boys really know how to show us dirty lefties what for, don’t they?

And by the way, here’s KG (right) defending the Australian coastline against marauding Muslims, poofs, lefties and feminists.

Over there! Muzzies!

UPDATE (5 Jan): KG wrote a piece at AWH this morning talking about internet censorship. I left this comment.

It was deleted, of course, and replaced with — gasp! — my name and email address. The former is quite well known, can be found by the most cursory Google, and even appears in a few places around this website. The latter is extremely well-hidden in the sidebar of this blog. Top effort at unmasking there, KG!

Batten down the hatches!

GrodsCorp favourite and Australian Hero John Ray has posted some shocking statistics about Muslim populations in Europe:

Marseilles - 25 percent (200,000 of 800,000)
Malmo - ~25 percent (67,000 of 270,000)
Amsterdam - 24 percent (180,000 of 750,000)
Stockholm - 20 percent (>155,000 of 771,038)
Brussels - ~20 percent (some say 33 percent)
Moscow - 16 percent-20 percent (2 million of 10-12 milllion)
London - 17 percent (1.3 million of 7.5 million)
Luton - 14.6 percent (26,963)
Birmingham 14.3 percent (139,771)
The Hague - 14.2 percent ( 67,896 of 475,580)
Utrecht - 13.2 percent (38,300 of 289,000)
Rotterdam - 13 percent (80,000 of 600,000)
Copenhagen - 12.6 percent (63,000 of 500,000)
Leicester - 11 percent (>30,000 of 280,000)
Aarhus - ~10 percent
Zaan district (Netherlands) - 8.8 percent
Paris - 7.38 percent (155,000 of 2.1 million)
Antwerp- 6.7 percent (>30,000 of >450,000)
Hamburg - 6.4 percent (>110,000 of 1.73 million)
Berlin - 5.9 percent (~200,000 of 3.40 million)

According to Prof. Moron “You can’t even escape them in Russia, it seems.”

James Ozark sez “Bottom line is, if you think this doesn’t reflect what will eventually become a fundamental shift in European culture, or that that isn’t important, or that it won’t affect you (or your children, if you ever decide to have them), then you should think again.

The writing is very much on the wall.”

Unfortunately, it doesn’t count when someone like John Ray puts it there:

Let’s not forget that according to AWH David Hicks is, get this, a “child raper”. Our fan club is very disappointed.

Update: As many of you know, the bloggers at AWH like to make empty threats. I’ve previously commented on their lack of follow-through on the threats. That is, lack of follow-through until now.

First they shot me right in the heart by, get this, adding in pointless comments to my comment with square brackets!

You know, maybe I don’t pay enough attention [no - you’re just seriously stupid] but I wasn’t aware that Hicks was a “child raper” [Really? Thanks for that - hadn’t heard that one before now]. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were making it up! [Nope - that was you] Every time I hear you say something, I am amazed at your stupidity, you seem to get dumber every time.

OH, SEE WHAT I DID! ZING!

[Yes - you demonstrated what a complete moron you are. Keep it up.]

The blog that claims David Hicks is a child rapist, yes, read that again, child rapist, is calling me a moron! How will I ever live with myself?

You’re an idiotic troll, Surname, and you’re about to find out happens to them.

Nothing, apparently.

Surname’s getting out of hand is he, oh my what a shock a leftist moron with a surname called, well, surname, can’t behave himself around these parts.

Go back to your stupid random blog you consistent buffoon.

…What?

By the way John Tosser, they just found your ex-booooyfriend Hicksie, maybe you could head on over and maybe shake it for him or whatever you alternate types get up to.

You read correctly. There are still people in the world who think implying that someone is gay is a valid putdown.

You can watch in horror as Australia’s foremost intellectuals take me to task here.

Update #2:

It’s official - AWH is the most pissweak blog on the internet. Yet again their “tough man” threats have come to nothing. Nothing!

If Labor wins next weekend you can thank a teacher. That is, according to those fair and balanced patriots over at A Western Heart who have responded to a new poll.

“KEVIN Rudd maintains a “staggering” lead over John Howard among younger voters, who could also deliver Labor the scalps of Malcolm Turnbull and Joe Hockey.”

That’d be the yoof that’s been thoroughly indoctrinated by it’s Marxist teachers, that has little sense of history and a huge sense of entitlement. The same youth that’s completely unaware that the Libs removed an enormous national debt by good economic management. The youth that values novelty above content, that regards duty and service as a quaint relic that they can afford to ignore while they pursue the latest fads and trendy trivia. Government brought to you by the selfish and ignorant generation. Oh joy!

Although I’d hardly call myself Marxist I’ll gladly accept some of the responsibility for Rudd winning next Saturday if AWH insists.

…when they say things like this:

In all honesty, opposite a preschool is probably not the best place for a gun shop.

He then, ingeniously, goes on to compare a Sydney suburb with WW2:

It’s almost as if they loathe guns, have these folks forgotten that all this family-focused and free to roam the streets [sic] is guaranteed by men with guns.

So, because a war is fought with guns….then everyone should love them?

Of course, some of us are comfortable enough with our masculinity that we don’t need to be packing heat.

I love the brilliance of their argument - if you don’t like guns, you’re a little girl!

Just came across this corker of a statement from token village idiot MK on A Wanker’s Haven:

We know liberals or leftists, who are usually all for any way to end human life, are naturally supportive of abortion. The mad left will fight tooth and nail to kill babies in any possible way under any pretense because as we know they hate humans, not themselves, just you and me.

Don’t the Right always claim to be, I don’t know, rational and intelligent or something?

MK, words fail me.

Wait a second, no they don’t, you’re a turd.