Breaking news… according to the entirely credible and not at all tit-fixated UK Sun, ’Wacko Jacko’ is now one of them evil Jihadists:

Jackson, who was raised a Jehovah’s Witness, has become a Muslim and changed his name to Mikaeel, according to UK reports. The singer wore traditional Islamic dress as he pledged his allegiance to the Koran at a friend’s home in Los Angeles, The Sun reports. Jackson… reportedly decided to convert after discussing religion with a music producer and songwriter on his new album – both of whom were converts to Islam.

Let’s all get in touch with Karl Marx in the spirit world and ask him to predict the tempered and well-reasoned responses that’ll eminate from the AWH ‘famous five’ (Touchstone, KG, Eugene, TingTong and MK the dog):

“Well he’s already a paedo, the two go together hand in hand… what about Mohammed and…”

“Radical Islam now has three allies in the West: The Left, political correctness and Blame it on the Boogie…”

“I onced wrote several academic journal articles about the pathology of black men who opt for plastic surgery. Why, here’s a link. And I’ve also got a nudie pic of Michael Jackson’s mother that I, erm, ‘found’…”

“This is not surprising. Jackson’s brother is named Tito, after the socialist dictator of Yugoslavia – conclusive proof that he is a leftist and insane…”

Is it any surprise that life expectancy has gone up after Labor was voted into power?

The latest comparative study of the nation’s overall health by the Australian Institute of Health and Welfare (AIHW) – the government body responsible for compiling health statistics – shows that a baby born in Australia today can expect to live for 81.4 years, with men expected to live for 79 years and women for almost 84. Australians’ life expectancy is bettered only by the Japanese at 82.2 years.

Sad thing is, if the Libs had won, several websites who shall remain nameless would have linked the two, and gloated about the health giving benefits of Australia’s now second favourite party.

Yep.

Them’s logic for ya.

The sixth school shooting in a week has taken place today.

Mentions of these tragedies on pro-gun, trigger-happy AWH?

Zero.

Must be difficult to promote your cause when the inconvenient facts are staring you in your face.