Coalition leadership dream team

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 27 November 2007, 8:51 am
Categories: Politics  Tags: Tags: , , ,

GrodsCorp hereby formally endorses the election of the coalition leadership dream team of Tony “Mad Monk” Abbott and Barnaby “Maverick” Joyce. May they screw their parties beyond repair.

Tony Abbott

La Tigre

Barnaby Joyce

Blue Steel

Barnaby rocks

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 11 September 2007, 8:04 am
Categories: Australia Decides '07  Tags: Tags: , ,

Barnaby “Maverick” Joyce uses an analogy to explain how voters are feeling about The Man Of Steel.

There [are] “only so many times you can go up to a girl and ask her for a dance. If she keeps on saying no and you keep on going back… it’s not too long after that that she starts getting annoyed or she calls the police.”

Brilliant! But it makes one wonder how many times a chick has called the cops on a drunk and horny Barnaby, tie pulled down from a red and sweaty neck, at rural Queensland B&S balls.

ps/- Fingers crossed that the people of Australia call the cops on John Howard this election. Metaphorically, of course.



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