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Catherine Deveny perfectly sums up GrodsCorp’s attitude towards the government’s populist, xenophobic and divisive citizenship test.
YOU can shove your citizenship test up your poxy date. No one has the right to decide what being Australian is. I was born here and I have no idea. But I do know what it isn’t, and what being Australian isn’t is testing people on what they know about some white pen-pusher’s idea of Australia. This is the country whose citizens pride themselves on not knowing the words to their own country’s anthem.
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Who are we trying to keep out with this test? How will knowing the name of Australia’s first prime minister or the date of Federation keep out terrorists, wankers or bludgers? The citizenship test questions are irrelevant and offensive.
Read the whole article and take Deveny’s awesome alternative Aussie citizenship test.
UPDATE: Humourless Andrew Bolt reckons that Deveny’s first line is symptomatic of The Age’s inability to argue a case. Of course, it completely escapes Bolta’s attention that the line, “you can shove your citizenship test up your poxy date”, is a beautiful mixed example of the Australianism metaphors used by Deveny throughout her article as an illustration of what Deveny holds to be more “Australian” than anything in the government’s citizenship test.
By the way, did anybody else choke on their cornflakes when Bolta accused another journalist of “emotive and poisonous writing” on Insiders last week?
