From Club Troppo:

“I first met Tim Blair at a pissup function for the Australian Liberal Students Federation. It was a pretty swanky evening — a great cocktail bar, a piano, people taking turns to see who could sing God Save The Queen and Advance Australia Fair loudest.”

Where I come from - the real world - we call this kind of thing a wankfest and people who attend them are known as dickheads.

What a dickhead.