Congrats to our resident gun-toting loony KG, who today entered the blogging record books for the world’s shortest retirement. Yesterday at 7.33pm the world was a burden on KG’s mighty shoulders as he solemnly announced that Crusader Ratbag would be ‘closing down’:

There are other things to do, other ways to spend my free time. A man’s days are limited and precious and a beloved wife deserves more than the time left over from blogging and cruising the net.

As predicted, the forces of restorative stupidity (ie. MK and his tender touch) went to work, assuaging KG’s petulant temper and/or massaging his bruised ego, and by 8.15am the next day normal transmission had resumed as he declared:

I’ve been talking to MK and to Gecko and the upshot is that I’ll keep going with CR and make more of an effort to stop moaning and get working harder. The knight is not yet unhorsed!

Total downtime: 12 hours and 42 minutes. We’ll all sleep more peacefully tonight, knowing he’s back on watch.

Stridently heterosexual blogger KG’s long-held fascination with phallic objects continues:

Those crazy kids over at the incestuous A Western Heart/ Crusader Rabbit/ MK’s Views interweb of shame love denigrating “leftists” by accusing them of singing Kumbaya instead of taking real action (like shooting bad guys and resisting equality for women.) In fact, MK dropped the insult just this morning. So I did a quick Google and found that “Kumbaya” appears 61 times on AWH, 378 times on Crusader Rabbit, and 75 times on MK’s Views — a whopping 514 times in total. This strikes me as odd since I’m a bit of a lefty and I’ve never once sung Kumbaya since leaving the Scouts.

Inspired, I searched around and found a few other interesting facts that I’d like to share with you.

* “Gaia” appears on Andrew Bolt’s blog 561 times.
* “Pernicious” appears on a nameless bog of shame 157 times.
* “Latte” appears on Australia’s leading blue-and-orange-blog-that-starts-with-’G’ 157 times.

Have you found any interesting Google themes? Leave a link in comments.

Gun-totin’, mooslim-hatin’ blogger KG — last seen barely able to contain his excitement while talkin’ submarines with some ball-shrivellingly heterosexual right-wingers — has lovingly posted pictures of the following vehicle at Crusader Rabbit:

Honestly, KG, just get it over with and blow one. You’ll feel a whole lot better for it.

Sensational proof that Crusader Rabbit’s delightful right-wing blogger KG isn’t quite the uncompromising militarist he’d have us believe:

I would’ve thought they’d work better with bullets and shells and stuff.