If you ever want to write an easy blog post, all you have to do is click on a contentious article in the Herald Sun and read the comments left by those pitchfork wielding rednecks who often seem confused by the confounded keyboard. “All them keys! The pictures…they’re…moving!”

Sadly, these idiots have apparently worked out how to make it to The Age’s website. Today The Age published an article on Indigenous people being concerned that the latest batch of tourism advertising promotes “trampling” of their culture. Fair enough, right? Would you graffiti the Vatican? Or urinate in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher?

Of course not. But for some reason, even though Indigenous culture goes back over 60,000 years (yes, that’s even before Jesus), Aboriginies should take their made-up “culture” and get fucked. Or at least that’s how readers of The Age see it:

“Typical. The aborigines (sic) are never happy. I am sure if they were paid they would say their ancestral spirits were at peace. The biggest problem with aboriginal (sic) ‘culture’ is that it is undocumented. So they make things up as they go. Oh my God, there’s money in it! Look another sacred site!”

“Of course this issue has come up. I smell a con for cash as compensation. “

“I suspect the filmakers (sic) sought and were granted permission. I also suspect that the people complaining did not get any kickbacks from the filming of Australia.”

“Will they ever be happy ??”

I can’t imagine what didn’t get approved. I’ll be updating this post throughout the day with new comments as they come in. As I write this, eight comments have been posted, and all of them are negative towards Indigenous people.

Aren’t Australians just salt of the earth?

GrodsCorp’s old mate, Prodos — in the proud tradition of the straight-talking, true blue, fair dinkum, right-thinking Aussie man he is — doesn’t mince his words. Lefties are “scum”, Mohammed is a pig, and now indigenous Australians are “stone age” people who are so clearly inferior to the proud and super Western culture we’ve gifted them that they deserve ridicule.

Mr Rudd explained that “The traditions and lore of Australia’s indigenous peoples belongs to what may be the oldest continuous culture on Earth” – referring, of course, to the proud Stone Age traditions to which many Australian Aborigines seek to identify with and preserve.

However, you simply must read the article at its original source to see Prodos’ really clever and funny use of pictures and captions to demonstrate how primitive them boongs are.

And to see the bizarre way that Prodos concludes the post. I’m not telling… check it out yourself.