There are two types of foods in this world: non-elite and elite. The non-elite types include things like hamburgers, steaks, tomato sauce, instant coffee and processed cheese. The elite types include things like chardonnay, lattes and… Dijon mustard.

Another sign that President Obama is an elitist Muslim terrorist: The President ordered a cheeseburger with Dijon mustard. “What kind of man orders a cheeseburger without ketchup but Dijon mustard?” asked Laura Ingraham after the president’s visit to an Arlington, Virginia burger joint with Vice President Joe Biden. Sean Hannity played a Grey Poupon commercial and said “I hope you enjoyed that fancy burger, Mr. President.” Mark Steyn, filling in for Rush Limbaugh, said Obama was trying “to enlighten us” through his order. The blog Gateway Pundit wrote “They’re just two ordinary metrosexual guys going out for a burger.”

Ladies and gentlemen, a new phrase: The Dijon Left.

(Thanks to reader jLo.)