grodscorp@grods.comThe 10-step guide to winning arguments Teh Right way
 | Posted by Ant Rogenous on Thursday 18 September 2008, 10:10 pm Categories: Blogosphere, Politics Tags: Tags: BarackObama, Crusader-Rabbit, dishonesty, fuckwits, hypocrisy, JohnMcCain, KG, masturbation, TehLeft, TehRight |
Step 1: Work yourself up into a mighty lather of ideological righteousness.
Step 2: Masturbate furiously.
Step 3: Write a post excoriating the Left (Dark Side) for its eeeeeeeevil tendencies, carefully casting the Right (Sugar, Spice and Condoleezza Rice) as the besieged movement representing truth, virtue and justice, and yourself as a fearless crusader beating off an enemy that threatens civilisation’s very survival:
Step 4: Notice a comment pointing out that you’ve been guilty of peddling exactly the same kind of brazen dishonesty you criticised in your post — and worse, that you were told what you posted had been completely debunked but did nothing to rectify it:
Step 5: Delete the comment.
Step 6: Ban the person who posted it:
Step 7: Wait until a sycophant comes along and agrees with your overall position:
Step 8: Reply as though nothing has happened and your integrity is intact:
Step 9: Celebrate yet another victory for the ethical Right by masturbating again.
Step 10: Don’t forget that getting around an IP ban is as simple as unplugging my modem, waiting 10 seconds, plugging it back in, then telling the blogosphere’s most despicable scumbag exactly what I think of him — and linking the comment back to all the evidence here at GrodsCorp:
UPDATE: The hilarity continues, after more childish editing and deletion of comments:
Sometimes the hypothesis you’re trying to spruik to the masses is so mind-bogglingly absurd and dishonest, the only thing that’ll save it is your trusty ol’ tin of phraseological turd polish.
