Howard’s gnarly u-turn

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 17 October 2006, 9:57 am
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After yesterday arguing for nuclear power generation in Australia, John Howard has executed a bodacious u-turn instead expressing support for the majority of Australians who oppose nuclear power:

“Nuclear power is part of the solution to the problem of global warming,” he said. “Those who say they’re in favour of doing something about global warming but then turn their faces against considering nuclear power are unreal.”

Surely Johnny’s not so old that he doesn’t understand the positive implications of calling somebody unreal? Just the other day I spoke to Billybob on the phone and asked him if he wanted to come to the pub for a quick post-work sharpener.
“Oh, I don’t know, Ed. I’ve got a lot of ironing to do at home and my hair is desperate for a wash,” he said.
“Caaaarn!” I begged.
“Oh, I suppose my hankies can wait until tomorrow and I’ll wear my hair up to work,” he surrendered.
“Cool, man. You’re unreal!”

UPDATE: And Johnny’s not the only one starting to use the language of yoof. Kim Beazley is the “master blaster”.

John can’t understand so let’s help him

Posted by Scott on Monday 16 October 2006, 9:17 am
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“I’m in favour of Australia developing nuclear power for peaceful purposes… I can’t understand why the extreme greenies oppose it.”

Sorry, Johnny. It’s not just the “extreme greenies” who oppose nuclear power but your mums and dads of middle Australia. And here’s just a couple of reasons why — with pictures so it’s easier for you to understand.

Even though the Chernobyl disaster occurred in circumstances that are unlikely to be replicated in a modern Western nation, it illustrated perfectly what happens if something goes wrong. Can you guarantee, John, that an accident will never happen?

Here’s four or five barrels of the stuff that’s left over. Where do you plan on putting the other couple of million that will be generated over time? Where can we put this stuff so that it can be safely stored for thousands of years, with no chance of leaks or thefts, and with the blessing of local residents and governments?

You’re renowned for having your finger on the pulse of middle Australia, John. Are you seriously suggesting that you can’t understand why middle Australia is opposed to nuclear power in this country? Judgement might be slipping in your old age, Johnny.



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