I’ve been thinking about the alleged plot to kill Barack Obama (plus 102 other black people) that was recently uncovered, and a couple of things have occurred to me.

First, the two leftists arrested and charged seem to have gone to extraordinary lengths in parodying extreme wingnut racism, just to disprove Tim Blair’s claim that examples of rightards who fear and loathe Obama primarily for the colour of his skin are notoriously “thin on the ground”.

Second, this piece of shit:

is surely the most effeminate Nazi-wannabe since The Sound of Music’s Rolf Gruber.

Perfect headline, isn’t it? Politics, shit and sweets, all rolled up in one irresistible package, promising a tale that couldn’t possibly disappoint.

And it doesn’t.

The short version of the story, just in case any Andrew Bolt readers have stumbled by (we all know you imbeciles don’t bother reading links), is that a woman kicked up a fuss over seating at a pub function and was allegedly given a free bowl of poo-smeared ice cream as a “placatory gesture”.

I worked in the hospitality industry for many years and saw some horrendous things (and heard of worse) … but this despicable act would take the chocolates, so to speak.

Anyway, here’s the bit that really impressed me:

Ms Whyte said she realised something was amiss when she brought a spoonful to her lips and “the stench went through my nostrils”.

“I retched and spat it out into the napkin,” she told News Ltd.

Notice the missing sentence between those two? I imagine it went something like this:

“SO I TOOK A BITE ANYWAY…”

Fair. Fucking. Dinkum. What would have to have been on this woman’s ice cream to dissuade her from putting a spoonful into her gob?

Ah, McCain…

Posted by Bron on Sunday 19 October 2008, 12:24 am
Categories: Politics  Tags: Tags: , , , , , ,

When Barack Obama correctly referred to John McCain’s “running mate’s” apparent refusal to stop racist taunts at Republican rallies, during the third Presidential debate on Thursday (Australian time), McCain, as is his wont, immediately got huffy and defensive. He said that he was “proud of the people who come to our rallies.”

Is that so, McCain? Then how come the McCain campaign, with three weeks left to go until Election Day, “launched a nationwide talent search to find angry audience members for their increasingly hate-filled rallies”, as admitted by McCain aides?

“People assume that when we hold a rally, angry white people just magically appear, but that’s not the case,” said McCain aide Hardin Carley. “The fact is, a lot of planning goes into this.” In order to stock their rallies with the requisite number of irate white voters, the McCain camp has reached out to Hollywood, retaining the services of casting agent Tracy Klugian, who found the angry crowds for the 2000 film “Gladiator.” “They were really clear about my assignment,” said Mr. Klugian. “They were like, we want the same kind of crowds you had for ‘Gladiator,’ only more bloodthirsty.”

(source)

We all know McCain’s been getting desperate in recent weeks. It’s one reason why his running mate Sarah Palin was “unleashed” and allowed to fire off ugly and highly provocative rants during Republican rallies, such as this gem at a Florida rally on October 6, that Obama “launched his political career in the living room of a domestic terrorist! This is not a man who sees America the way you and I see America.  I’m afraid this is someone who sees America as imperfect enough to work with a former domestic terrorist who had targeted his own country.”

The day before was the risible and now infamous claim that Obama is someone who used to “pal around with terrorists who targeted their own country”. These repugnant statements backfired for McCain and tarnished his reputation as an honourable type of guy.

A poll following these attacks showed that “more voters [saw] Mr. McCain as waging a negative campaign than Mr. Obama. Six in 10 voters surveyed said that Mr. McCain had spent more time attacking Mr. Obama than explaining what he would do as president; by about the same number, voters said Mr. Obama was spending more of his time explaining than attacking.”

Elsewhere, specifically Gainesville, Virginia, state GOP Chairman Jeffrey M. Frederick knows that the McCain bid for the White House is failing miserably. Things are quite desperate, that they’re resorting further still to lies and baseless allegations:

With so much at stake, and time running short, Frederick did not feel he had the luxury of subtlety. He climbed atop a folding chair to give 30 campaign volunteers who were about to go canvassing door to door their talking points — for instance, the connection between Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden: “Both have friends that bombed the Pentagon,” he said. “That is scary.” It is also not exactly true — though that distorted reference to Obama’s controversial association with William Ayers, a former 60s radical, was enough to get the volunteers stoked. “And he won’t salute the flag,” one woman added, repeating another myth about Obama. She was quickly topped by a man who called out, “We don’t even know where Senator Obama was really born.” Actually, we do; it’s Hawaii.

In light of the realisation that attacking Obama is not helping the McCain-Palin ticket at all, the pitbull with lipstick in recent days has softened her tone, saying things like “I don’t question at all Barack Obama’s love for this great country.” What a turnaround!  Desperate, devious, tricky and so utterly insincere. Win at all costs, no matter what.

I hope American voters, especially the undecideds, see just how full of shit the whole McCain campaign has been and make the right decision with their vote.

(Hint: Vote Obama!)

UPDATE:

Turns out that the “report” about the McCain campaign auditioning for “angry crowds” was written by a political satirist and comedian. My apologies for not seeing the fine print in the Huffington Post at the end of the article: “Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, BorowitzReport.com.”

Having now read some of his archived work after a heads-up in the comments, yes, yes, the penny drops. He’s quite good though. I encourage you to read his stuff, even if the fucker tripped me up! Grrr.

Nevertheless, for McCain to declare he is proud of the people who attend his and Palin’s rallies shows just how silly and desperate the man is. He is not a racist and yet he’s practically endorsing the “people” who have been yelling out bigoted and racist epithets at Republican rallies, such as “Kill him!” (in relation to Obama) and “sit down, boy” at an African American sound man for a network.

Charming.

Whither or wither?

Posted by Ant Rogenous on Saturday 18 October 2008, 9:59 am
Categories: Blogosphere, Politics  Tags: Tags: , , ,

Dr (sic) John “TingTong” Ray is worried about the future of A Western Heart:

I am a bit concerned that there seem to be only two of us keeping this blog going at the moment. And I am only a backstop: All I post here are selections from my other blogs.

No shit, Doc. All 49 of them.

I would encourage more of the old gang to start posting here again. The low activity here at the moment does affect readership. It is down to about half what it was at the beginning of the year.

Which means now it’s just The Editor, John Surname, Bridgit Gread, Jeremy Sear, Chuck A. Spear, Jason Wilson, Toaf, Mondo Rock and me reading it. Chin up, TingTong — the readership will get a boost once The Happy Revolutionary returns from his overseas trip.

But here’s the zinger:

New writers who want to try their hand at blogging might also think about applying to blog here.

What are you waiting for, GrodsReaders? Get applying! Click here to email TingTong, and don’t forget to copy your application into the GrodsComments below.

Oh, and one more thing:

I am sure that I still have a lot to learn.

False modesty from a man who has previously written this?

I am just about as educated as it is possible to be.

Perish the thought.

Step 1: Work yourself up into a mighty lather of ideological righteousness.

Step 2: Masturbate furiously.

Step 3: Write a post excoriating the Left (Dark Side) for its eeeeeeeevil tendencies, carefully casting the Right (Sugar, Spice and Condoleezza Rice) as the besieged movement representing truth, virtue and justice, and yourself as a fearless crusader beating off an enemy that threatens civilisation’s very survival:

Step 4: Notice a comment pointing out that you’ve been guilty of peddling exactly the same kind of brazen dishonesty you criticised in your post — and worse, that you were told what you posted had been completely debunked but did nothing to rectify it:

Step 5: Delete the comment.

Step 6: Ban the person who posted it:

Step 7: Wait until a sycophant comes along and agrees with your overall position:

Step 8: Reply as though nothing has happened and your integrity is intact:

Step 9: Celebrate yet another victory for the ethical Right by masturbating again.

Step 10: Don’t forget that getting around an IP ban is as simple as unplugging my modem, waiting 10 seconds, plugging it back in, then telling the blogosphere’s most despicable scumbag exactly what I think of him — and linking the comment back to all the evidence here at GrodsCorp:

UPDATE: The hilarity continues, after more childish editing and deletion of comments:


“Rampage attributed to hatred of liberalism”

Posted by Ant Rogenous on Wednesday 30 July 2008, 2:07 pm
Categories: Blogosphere, Society  Tags: Tags: , , , , , ,
KNOXVILLE, Tenn., July 28 — An out-of-work truck driver accused of opening fire and killing two people at a Unitarian Universalist church apparently targeted the congregation out of hatred for its support of liberal social policies, including its acceptance of gays, police said Monday.
[...]

Now, if that news story had’ve read New Zealand instead of Knoxville, hands up how many of you would have fingered GrodsCorp’s favourite gun-lovin’, fag-hatin’ wingnut headcase KG (pictured below) as the prime suspect?

KG befriends turkey in NT

This is precisely the reason unhinged whackers like KG, gormless right-wing toadies like MK and retarded Maddox knockoffs like Tiberius shouldn’t be permitted to live out their wet, sticky dreams of owning firearms.

Oh for goodness sake!

Posted by Bron on Thursday 3 July 2008, 2:38 pm
Categories: Media, Politics  Tags: Tags: , , ,

The lovely, charming Sophie Mirabella has given birth to a girl. This is what the Daily Telegraph had to say about it:

In another twist to the Belinda Neal side of the saga, Liberal backbencher and Belinda Neal combatant Sophie Mirabella has had her baby - and it is not a demon.

My emphasis. Thanks for pointing that out, DT.

Fuckwits.



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