grodscorp@grods.comThe things you see on a toilet wall
 | Posted by Bron on Wednesday 20 August 2008, 11:21 am Categories: Completely underwhelming, Larfs Tags: Tags: Byron Bay, graffiti, ToiletHumour |
When I was on holidays recently, I went out to dinner to some restaurant in the middle of Byron Bay. I have no recollection of what the restaurant was called or what I ate, because, you know, it’s Byron Bay… Far North Coast of NSW. Near Nimbin. Age of Aquarius. Hippy land. Geddit?
So, this morning on the train to work, having forgotten to bring a book to read again and having the seat to myself, I had nothing to read, not even other people’s books or newspapers or notes. I figured I might as well browse through my photo gallery on my mobile phone. It was with some surprise that I discovered a photo I’d taken of some graffiti on the wall in the dunny of the aforementioned Byron Bay restaurant (the more I stared at this photo, the more certain, ahh, events came back to me). Obviously it made such an impression (read: made me giggle like mad) that I had to take a photo of it to remind myself later on.
It said:
Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Tried to shit
But only farted.
Tell me there’s no way you would have not laughed had you seen that in Byron Bay.
UPDATE: Apparently this is an oldie. Can I just say that it’s not old to me, because I’ve never heard it before. So, it’s a new one. OK? Good.
