GrodsCorp is pleasured to announce that long time GrodsReader, Bron, has joined the GrodsTeam as a regular contributor. As a filthy Sydneysider (not that there’s anything wrong with that; some of my best friends are from Sydney) she will bring a much needed non-Melbourne perspective to this site and will also breathe new life into the tired Fleshlight genre. We look forward to publishing her upcoming 40,000 word thesis on the overuse of ellipses in contemporary English written discourse as seen from a feminine gender perspective.

Welcome aboard… Bron!