There’s a big story in the news at the moment about drink driving players who belong to a football team commonly referred to as the “Pies”. It’s a sub-editor’s wet dream. Match the headlines…
* Club bans porky pies
* Eddie chucks pies on sauce
* Collingwood drink drive debacle — out for season
…to the newspapers:
* The Herald Sun
* The Age
* The Australian
Just get a load of those puns. Answers over the fold.
