We may have had a go at Hungry Jack’s fan “Utegirl” before, but it now seems that the company she so adores is censoring her comments at their Facebook page and denying her her right to free speech!!1!

A few days ago Utegirl left a wall post on the Jack’s page directing other Hungry Jack’s fans to this critical post at GrodsCorp and it had been on display all weekend. But it seems that the page administrators got to work this morning, didn’t like what they saw, and got all fascist on Utegirl’s arse with a pernicious flick of the delete button.

All of here at GrodsCorp are with you in this ugly fight against censorship, Utegirl.

Yes, we are making fun of youse. And we are also bastards.

So I was checking my Facebook this morning when I saw this advertisement.

A more desperate and pitiful excuse for a corporation, with less sense of brand building, I’ve never seen — I mean, they can’t even write “flame grilled Whopper” proper

A couple of days ago Bridgit exclusively revealed the shittest advertisement ever made, advertising the shittest promotion ever promoted, and now it seems that Hungry Jack’s is also begging people to become “fans” of a shitty fast food chain on Facebook. I simply had to check it out so I clicked on the ad, expecting to see an abandoned corner in the wastelands of Facebook, but was horrified to see…

…1,952 fans!!!!1!

I’m genuinely shocked. How can somebody’s life be so devoid of meaning that they find themselves pledging their fandom of a fast food chain publicly? How? But then again, clicking on a button to become a “fan” of something on Facebook takes one movement of the hand, a fraction of a second, and barely a moment’s thought. These people would probably sign up as “fans” and then forget about it. They certainly wouldn’t go to the pathetic effort of actually writing anything on the Hungry Jack’s page, would they?

By clicking submit on your comment about a fast food chain you agree that you are a loser with no life

They would. Anastasia, Krystie (sic) and “Utegirl”, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

And the orthographic Nazi in me just can’t help pointing out the double-barreled apostrophe error on the chain’s super-exciting photo gallery page.

Hungry Jack’s: FAIL.

Behold, the commercial cross-over that will compete for gongs in the ‘Most Obviously Greedy’ and ‘Most Ludicrously Concieved’ categories at a future advertising awards:

What. The. Hell. What should we expect next? The “Silence of the Lamb-Kebab”? The “Rambo Hambo”? “Harry Potter and the Half-Price Fries”? And what makes a Whopper ‘dark’ in the first place? Was it made from the flesh of a cow whose parents were gunned down in the backstreets of a shadowy dystopia? Was it bullied and isolated in the freezer by the other Whopper patties? Or was it just left too long on the grill by some indolent teenager?

There are no words.